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    Default We are all being Raped!!

    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
    I must be immune to rape then, as I get no reaction from it at all, not even an orgasmic sneeze!

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    Rape is not funny, just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Rape is not funny, just saying.
    Sexual rape isn't no, but like other words it can be extended to other things and in this context it is light hearted. Maybe a little bad taste, but then it is Anon

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by Plants and Trees.
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?
    Only if they fart while raping you.
    If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know it's Me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    Am I also "being raped" when inhaling someone's farts?
    Let us know who done it, we'll sort them out for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    I must be immune to rape then, as I get no reaction from it at all, not even an orgasmic sneeze!
    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    Sexual rape isn't no, but like other words it can be extended to other things and in this context it is light hearted. Maybe a little bad taste, but then it is Anon
    Will you make up your mind please, one minute you're engaging, the next after 1 comment you're insulted

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    Rape is not funny, just saying.
    You're being a grumpy fart if you don't see the difference in this thread and actual rape, just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Only if they fart while raping you.
    Now that is in bad taste FFS & I have no standards at all!

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