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    Exclamation Safety net!

    Worst nightmare...meet your sister in law, who's out for a lunchtime jog, as you are entering an apartment block in D2. ( you work in D14)

    "Hey Calv, what are up doing round here?"

    Blood drains from face, palpitations, knees wobble, start stuttering, loose control of bladder....NO.

    You have an excuse at the ready. Here's some suggestions:

    I'm picking up a box set of DVDs I saw on Adverts

    Sorry can't talk, catching a Pokèmon

    Please keep this quite, I'm visiting a counsellor.

    Getting a colonic, IBS don't you know.

    Buying hash

    Lost my cards this morning and a guy phoned who found them, lives here.



    Be prepared...Don't get caught!

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    Was expecting a tale of woe here..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calvados View Post
    Worst nightmare...meet your sister in law, who's out for a lunchtime jog, as you are entering an apartment block in D2. ( you work in D14)

    "Hey Calv, what are up doing round here?"

    Blood drains from face, palpitations, knees wobble, start stuttering, loose control of bladder....NO.

    You have an excuse at the ready. Here's some suggestions:

    I'm picking up a box set of DVDs I saw on Adverts

    Sorry can't talk, catching a Pokèmon

    Please keep this quite, I'm visiting a counsellor.

    Getting a colonic, IBS don't you know.

    Buying hash

    Lost my cards this morning and a guy phoned who found them, lives here.



    Be prepared...Don't get caught!
    or the alternative porn version

    " hey calv what you doing round here?"

    "meeting a friend.."

    "oh me too, hang on my phone..."

    "ok Im here..."

    "calv? "

    " fuck!"

    "awkward hmmmm well you know I kinda fancy you dont you "

    "no just thought you were flirting "

    "hey we both know each others secrets here, so lets just fuck anyway!"

    *minutes later*

    * bed post noises against wall*

    *smoke lit pillow talk *

    "Im so glad we did that, the arse on you gawwwd all those guilty wanks over the years "

    "oh kevin "

    "its calv remember

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    Very good...in my dreams!

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    I always just smile laugh and go a sure I'm meeting a man about a dog and I change the line of questioning at the person why you here then talk shite

    I said it before ye lot make shit hookers
    Men are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for life.
    naughty stories click below
    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...annabel-taylor
    Please note i am an escort and yes i want your money

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    Just delivering a load to the girls upstairs.
    I'm a child of the 60's. Born of free love.
    Paying for it ever since.

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    Sorted get a disguise

    Follow your dreams, there not going anywhere, unless you act on them.
    Don't put off what you can do today.
    Don't buy wireless earpods, there not there yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    I always just smile laugh and go a sure I'm meeting a man about a dog and I change the line of questioning at the person why you here then talk shite

    I said it before ye lot make shit hookers
    Sage knowledge, muppets take note.
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 13-07-16 at 04:17.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Just delivering a load to the girls upstairs.
    "its the cream in this weather, it wont keep so they have to keep getting more delivered"

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