Limericks.

[alcatel]

There once was a minister called Fitz
Had very, very, very big tits
She called for a ban
On every horny man
It really, really, really is the pits.

[rincewind]

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

[rincewind]

There was an old Irish mick
whose cum was exceedingly thick
He could squeeze it out
And spray it about
But it stuck to the end of his dick.

[IrishBlue1212]

Hahahahahaha too much time on your hands pal lol

[SteveB]

There was a young man from Dundee,
Who came home as drunk as could be,
He wound up his clock,
With the end of his cock,
And had sex with his wife with the key.

[SteveB]

A TS who lived in Khartoum
Took a TV up to his room,
And they argued a lot
About who would do what
And how and with which and to whom.

[SteveB]

From the depths of the crypt at St Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar, "Good gracious!
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

[SteveB]

There was a young escort from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it, too."

[SteveB]

There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
For even with Venus
His recalcitrant penis
Would seldom do better than
t
h
i
s.

[SteveB]

My favourite,

In days of old,
When knights were bold
And women weren't particular
They used to stand
Against the wall
And do it perpendicular !