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    Default Limericks.

    Go on then got any good ones.

    There once was a man from Leeds,
    who swallowed a packet of seeds,
    within half an hour,
    his dick was a flower,
    and his balls were all covered with weeds.
    ”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by rincewind View Post
    Go on then got any good ones.

    There once was a man from Leeds,
    who swallowed a packet of seeds,
    within half an hour,
    his dick was a flower,
    and his balls were all covered with weeds.
    Bud you must be bored lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonjay View Post
    Bud you must be bored lol.

    Like you wouldn't believe.
    ”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”

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    There once was a man called Jam,
    Who wasn't very fond of his mam,
    He woke up one day,
    All happy and gay,
    Except he was covered in spam.
    Last edited by ladiesman217; 08-07-16 at 23:52.

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    There once was an escort called Sam
    Who really, really, couldn't give a damn
    She effed and she blinded
    But nobody minded
    While giving her a right good wham bam.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    a bit of a naughty one but sure why not...

    There once was a man from Brighton
    Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
    She said, "Pardon my soul,
    But you're in the wrong hole.
    There's plenty of room in the right one."
    SEXY IRISH ESCORT
    **4 time winner escort of the month**
    (miss june, miss august, miss october, miss december)
    skilled in the art of teasing and pleasing

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    There was a young man from Nantucket
    Whose cock was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin:
    "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

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    There once was a young lad called Sam
    Who really, really, missed his ol' mam.
    She went on the game
    Though horribly lame
    And limped her way through the webcam.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    There once was an internet poster
    Said life is like a roller coaster.
    Found escort websites
    Kept him up through the nights
    With his mickey as hot as a toaster.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    There once was a grumpy old monk
    One day discovered his spunk
    He even came to see
    That when he had a pee
    It shot out of him like a young punk.
    <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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