Naked restaurant

[alcatel]

I wonder what sort of chairs

Ones with removable and machine washable covers hopefully. ;-)

[f1 away]

Ones with removable and machine washable covers hopefully. ;-)

I like your thinking

[funlover12]

"welcome to our new naked restaurant have a seat "

"is that to cover my bollox with? "

" no, your husband can have these fig leaves and me over the kitchen counter anytime he likes "

" so what does the average meal cost here?"

"well Im €100 but you get the meals for free "

"is there a time limit?"

"no, its all you can eat....for a half an hour "

"oh "

"get out of my 'restaurant' you stupid stupid idiot and take your wife with her lettuce eating fettish with you! shes eating all the fig leaves "


"sorry about that shes a bit of an old goat :/ "

"how did you meet? "

" in greece at a...farmers market"

"oh how nice "

" I thought you said you didnt like her "

"that was before I herd the story of how you meat"

"now, out of my restaurant! I mean thank you come again can I help you with your clothes on? "

"time up already? ffs we just got here!"

"no youre here 22 minutes, not my problem you spent it talking to me "


"but it is... "


"talk to trading standards then "




*later that day at home*


"hello I have a complaint to make about eating at a naked restaurant "


"hello sir, calm down, was there paint on the walls?"


"yes wtf has that got to do with anything "


"well sir if the was paint on the walls and they were calling themselves a naked restaurant then they certainly saw you coming "


"no they didnt see me cuming that was the whole point "

[IrishDaisie69]

Is anyone else confused about the weighing and measuring ??

[f1 away]

Is anyone else confused about the weighing and measuring ??

If your over weight and don't measure up
Your out
Next please

[hadaway]

must say id love to work in one, my ideal job would be putting fresh cream in the ladies coffee's

[ladiesman217]

I was in a bikini restaurant in America years ago... New York I think it was in. It was... unique to say the least.

[Iusedtobesomeonelse]

Basically, the majority of customers lose their appetite after seeing everyones bits out on display and leave there pounds lighter, great marketing strategy

your bits never seem to have that effect on me- intact if i could put you in a gluten free wrap i might just eat you!!

[IrishBlue1212]

Haha cert to be filled with big saggy old women