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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Jasus some of you guys.
    Time starts when u walk in the door not after youve had a 20 minute shower. ( Wet room !!! in most aprts here your lucky if the shower door closes properly) You really expect the escort to leave the money in the room, unless you have been there before a good few times ?
    Im easily pleased..a bowl of tangy Skittles on the bedside table is all i ask.
    You need to visit a better class of escort.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    You need to visit a better class of
    escort.
    You need to look at my reviews to see who ive seen.

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    For me its a non rushed experience ,

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    You need to look at my reviews to see who ive seen.

    Well you did invite a look.

    I have met 10 of those you have reviewed and know the names and profile photos of a few others like the back of my hand.
    Of the 10,
    One appears to be winding down her visits to Ireland and definitely has reduced her once substantial posting to almost zero.
    One departed the country a year and a half ago.
    One I will never revisit, but would I recommend her like the review system, sure -, , she has hundreds of fans.
    And of course of the 10, the one I have most visited,
    Marsha, hurry back in October or whenever.
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    chemistry, its not something you can create, its either there or it isnt
    this is what decides if its going to be one to remember or not
    dont act like you know me (cause you dont if other girls have been chatting to you about me whatever (listen to the bits about how I am not personal information or otherwise) dont go checking information or looking to expand on that knowledge or something, I wasnt born yesterday, dont ask personal questions (girlfriend, wife, work, hobbies and all that, dont annoy me, learn to realise when your pushing it and shouldnt have asked the question...take a hint, relax on the drink drugs it just silences the part in your brain which says "dont say that dont push it! (that is if you ever had/still have that part) and can end up creating situations youre/were trying to avoid.
    remember what it is, two people bulshitting each other to have a good time to put it bluntly, you get your money I get my fun...and its important to create a relaxing atmosphere (this is not achieved with candles or whatever btw I mean your demeanor and easy going nature) not an interrogation room ffs Im there to 'relax' not be reminded about things in my life... also dont believe everything I say, it changes from one girl to the next or whatever
    ...mostly, and my mood

    if youre struggling to understand the above properly well forget I said anything, just know your not dealing with a pussy whipped mug

    words arent enough here, basically you need to sense things well and dont get curious unless youre SURE you're dealing with a fuckin idiot or something cause it looks like you get some of them types (that was a general point btw not aimed at you)
    Last edited by LuckyLu; 07-07-16 at 16:13. Reason: I found it too much

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    chemistry, its not something you can create, its either there or it isnt
    this is what decides if its going to be one to remember or not
    dont act like you know me (cause you dont if other girls have been chatting to you about me whatever (listen to the bits about how I am not personal information or otherwise) dont go checking information or looking to expand on that knowledge or something, I wasnt born yesterday, dont ask personal questions (girlfriend, wife, work, hobbies and all that, dont annoy me, learn to realise when your pushing it and shouldnt have asked the question...take a hint, relax on the drink drugs it just silences the part in your brain which says "dont say that dont push it! (that is if you ever had/still have that part) and can end up creating situations youre/were trying to avoid.
    remember what it is, two people bulshitting each other to have a good time to put it bluntly, you get your money I get my fun...and its important to create a relaxing atmosphere (this is not achieved with candles or whatever btw I mean your demeanor and easy going nature) not an interrogation room ffs Im there to 'relax' not be reminded about things in my life... also dont believe everything I say, it changes from one girl to the next or whatever
    ...mostly, and my mood

    if youre struggling to understand the above properly well forget I said anything, just know your not dealing with a pussy whipped mug

    words arent enough here, basically you need to sense things well and dont get curious unless youre SURE you're dealing with a fuckin idiot or something cause it looks like you get some of them types (that was a general point btw not aimed at you)
    also for the madammes/security the chemistry between me and her is based on me and her ...not knowing you are around perving, as such you should disregard everything you see, you are witnessing a private encounter between two people, the dynamics would be totally different if you were in the room too you see

    this hole is getting quite large now who took out the plug ffs fuck, my feet are wet bahhh.. :/
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    Very simple but thing that always pleases, a lot of ladies will have mouthwash beside the sink for after you shower but very few will have a small disposable cup, like a shot sized one to drink it out of, I don't want to use a mouthwash someone else has had their lips to or worse back washed with

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    Put labels on items on bedside locker.



    Very,very easy to mistake potpourri balls for lemon bon bons.
    Don't even get me started on how alike a domestos bottle looks like mouthwash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redcar2 View Post
    Put labels on items on bedside locker.



    Very,very easy to mistake potpourri balls for lemon bon bons.
    Don't even get me started on how alike a domestos bottle looks like mouthwash.
    and ben wa
    Last edited by funlover12; 07-07-16 at 14:37.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calvados View Post
    Hi Erin, and welcome.

    For me it's the little things that count, such as the lady placing the envelope on the table and it still being there when I leave ( okay I know she peeked when I was in the shower)

    No phone ringing or buzzing. Nice toiletries and fresh full size towel. Meet and greet in a classy number, chat on a sofa before shower. Good personality. Classy apartment. Good sense of humour, or even a bit mad!

    And of course anal receiving.....
    Bingo.All of that makes the date for me also !

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