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    Ok so I was in the City yesterday to meet an Escort and parked up on the mall and went to get a parking disc.

    After doing this I felt like a pee so walked in to a well known city bar and proceeded to climb stairs to get to toilets.

    Half way up this guy comes running up stairs and stopped in front of me and just looked at me as if to say you cant

    come up here. I said I need to use the toilets and he says sorry Customers only. I says are you for fucking real and was

    told sorry Bar policy so I had to turn around and walk out of bar with a few customers staring at me like I had 2 heads.

    Looking at the paper today I seen a traveller gets £1000 off a cork bar for being refused a drink and it put me thinking

    Would I have a case?? After all it is a public house.
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    The staff in Clancy's will be able to identify you now... The game is up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    Ok so I was in the City yesterday to meet an Escort and parked up on the mall and went to get a parking disc.

    After doing this I felt like a pee so walked in to a well known city bar and proceeded to climb stairs to get to toilets.

    Half way up this guy comes running up stairs and stopped in front of me and just looked at me as if to say you cant

    come up here. I said I need to use the toilets and he says sorry Customers only. I says are you for fucking real and was

    told sorry Bar policy so I had to turn around and walk out of bar with a few customers staring at me like I had 2 heads.

    Looking at the paper today I seen a traveller gets £1000 off a cork bar for being refused a drink and it put me thinking

    Would I have a case?? After all it is a public house. The name of the bar was Clancy;s
    "hello (to barman) , burstin for a piss can I use the jax?" probably would have avoided that

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    You should pee in the Lee;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    "hello (to barman) , burstin for a piss can I use the jax?" probably would have avoided that
    He wasn't inside the bar as there were two girls there and I didn't think you have to ask at bar to use a loo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    He wasn't inside the bar as there were two girls there and I didn't think you have to ask at bar to use a loo.

    so if you were at home with your front door open, were going from a room and met someone on the stairs you didnt know youd just say hello would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    so if you were at home with your front door open, were going from a room and met someone on the stairs you didnt know youd just say hello would you?
    I don't have a public house and I don't apply for a licence to run a Public house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    He wasn't inside the bar as there were two girls there and I didn't think you have to ask at bar to use a loo.
    it gets worse..what did you think the girls were doing, robbing the place?
    you sound pretty clueless to social etiquette tbh, this is the sorts of stuff you learn growing up

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    it gets worse..what did you think the girls were doing, robbing the place?
    you sound pretty clueless to social etiquette tbh, this is the sorts of stuff you learn growing up
    Next time Il pm you as you know everything .

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue rebel View Post
    Next time Il pm you as you know everything .
    Don't take it to heart, he is only taking the piss

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