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    Default Patricia and QPH go shopping

    Today, Patricia and QPH are going shopping

    Do you like shopping? QPH does

    QPH puts on his best sparkly shorts, blue admirals tunic with pink lapels and matching feather boa.
    QPH is a fop and a dandy

    See QPH skip down the road to the shops holding Patricia's hand

    Are you allowed to cross the road on your own? QPH isnt.

    When they reach the shops, Patricia gives QPH some money and tells him to buy himself lunch whilst she gets some new shoes.

    QPH goes straight to his favourite restaurant where he meets Donna TellerNobody.
    Donna TellerNobody is from Italy
    See the frantic arm gestures

    "Hello QPH, would you mind giving me a hand getting a box down from the high shelf? I cant quite reach it myself. If you do I'll cook you some of your favourite pasta with pecorino shavings."

    "Oh yes please" snorts QPH clapping his hands together excitedly.
    QPH loves to help people

    QPH gets the box down
    "Oh its a bit dusty" says QPH "I'll just blow the dust off for you"

    QPH blows so hard that Donna starts sneezing
    "Gently QPH, gently"

    see QPH pucker up his lips, close his eyes and blow very gently

    "Thats better QPH" says Donna, her face all red from the sneezing.

    After a delicious lunch, QPH waits for Patricia outside the shoeshop

    "Hello QPH, did you have a nice lunch?" asks Patricia

    "Oh yes, I met Donna TellerNobody, and she said that if I fancied a bit of linguini, she would shave her pecorino in the kitchen, if I gave her a hand with her box. So I puckered up and blew on it very hard until I made her go red in the face.

    Do you know how many times you can hit someone over the head with a pair of 6 inch heels before they break?
    Patricia does

    Poor QPH

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    Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH

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    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH
    (sigh) And they say americans have no sense of humour!

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    They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none

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    Quote Originally Posted by kieree View Post
    They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none
    Considering that you reference Seinfield You're an Idiot-I Don't watch TV

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    Default Aww now

    Quote Originally Posted by kieree View Post
    They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none
    I never laughed at Seinfeld. I did like the Simpsons and South Park tho. I saw the first episode in ireland, and watched it with lots of Europeans in a hostel. We all laughed

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    Thumbs up Whers pat sh go shoping? If the shose made primark !!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    today, patricia and qph are going shopping

    do you like shopping? Qph does

    qph puts on his best sparkly shorts, blue admirals tunic with pink lapels and matching feather boa.
    Qph is a fop and a dandy

    see qph skip down the road to the shops holding patricia's hand

    are you allowed to cross the road on your own? Qph isnt.

    When they reach the shops, patricia gives qph some money and tells him to buy himself lunch whilst she gets some new shoes.

    Qph goes straight to his favourite restaurant where he meets donna tellernobody.
    Donna tellernobody is from italy
    see the frantic arm gestures

    "hello qph, would you mind giving me a hand getting a box down from the high shelf? I cant quite reach it myself. If you do i'll cook you some of your favourite pasta with pecorino shavings."

    "oh yes please" snorts qph clapping his hands together excitedly.
    Qph loves to help people

    qph gets the box down
    "oh its a bit dusty" says qph "i'll just blow the dust off for you"

    qph blows so hard that donna starts sneezing
    "gently qph, gently"

    see qph pucker up his lips, close his eyes and blow very gently

    "thats better qph" says donna, her face all red from the sneezing.

    After a delicious lunch, qph waits for patricia outside the shoeshop

    "hello qph, did you have a nice lunch?" asks patricia

    "oh yes, i met donna tellernobody, and she said that if i fancied a bit of linguini, she would shave her pecorino in the kitchen, if i gave her a hand with her box. So i puckered up and blew on it very hard until i made her go red in the face.

    Do you know how many times you can hit someone over the head with a pair of 6 inch heels before they break?
    Patricia does

    poor qph
    wher pat she go shoping ? If the shose made primark no problem!!!!!!!!!!!!
    its easy to break within second
    and i belive he well ask pat give more ! But tel me how pat she reach him ?
    He must he was in he is knees!!!!!!!!!

    what about my shose ? Its d&g... I am only kidding and time for all to share jok
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    Default i agree

    Quote Originally Posted by anitasizzle View Post
    Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH
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