A fashionable rant (weather forecast included)

[Westsidex]

One thing I dont get. Its not rocket science so those kind enough or curious enough to read this ,plz stick with me. Its a windy day. The wind blows things. So far so good. Now the lighter the thing ,the more the wind blows it. Cause its light and the wind is powerful. Ok so far? So a woman decides to be shiny. Now I can understand a woman wearing a light short skirt or dress. Nothing to do with me, its a free world. Do it. What I dont get is wearing one a windy day, one that blows around. Now maybe I should rephrase that. I dont think of it to get it but why do it and then walk around holding your skirt down all the time? It boggles the mind. Not onlt that but if im walking along it doesnt mean im pervert of the year. It means two things. First that im walking along and second that your too stupid enough to realise that the wind blows light things up.

whatever,
Westside.

[AbidingPond]

Did you not sleep well last night?

Wind, woman, shiny... wut?

[funlover12]

theyre 'airing' themselves

part of training to be a female soldier I think it is

[JAMESCORK]

Oi.... Where's the weather forecast promised??

[funlover12]

Oi.... Where's the weather forecast promised??

Its the see area one

[Mister Anderson]

I walked into the city centre yesterday and got stuck behind a woman wearing a thin tight pair of leggins. I could literally see the texture of her embroidered lace underwear. The sun was shining and I was wearing sunglasses. Later on I had a drink to celebrate.

[funlover12]

I walked into the city centre yesterday and got stuck behind a woman wearing a thin tight pair of leggins. I could literally see the texture of her embroidered lace underwear. The sun was shining and I was wearing sunglasses. Later on I had a drink to celebrate.

hmm youre saying this like its a bad thing

[Mister Anderson]

hmm youre saying this like its a bad thing

It's more of a disclaimer. It wasn't my intent to spend 10 minutes trailing 3 meters behind the finest ass I'd seen in a long time.
Normally I overtake people walking in the same direction but I thought she might have taken that as an insult given the amount of attention she had put into packing up that rear end.

[willie wacker]

I walked into the city centre yesterday and got stuck behind a woman wearing a thin tight pair of leggins. I could literally see the texture of her embroidered lace underwear. The sun was shining and I was wearing sunglasses. Later on I had a drink to celebrate.

PMSL

Been there many a time bud
And the short dress last night in the club

[tom sand]

I read some where
kate middleton dress has weights sown in to it
at the seam
to keep it down
didn't know the did that
or
just never thought about it
because i'm not a girl
I guess
it wasn't this one