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    Default Tips for Escorts to generate business !

    With the current downturn in the economy, and belt tightening now the norm everywhere, money is getting scarcer for all, including punters, so those sweet ladies- the escorts, will have to give a better service if they want clients to go to them, and spend their decreasing wads of money on them!.
    With this in mind, I now offer escorts some simple tips to help them gain and keep punters, remember- Punters = Money!

    So Escorts, take these tips on board, I am doing this to help yous! so read on, and learn !
    First of all - Smile! Yes a simple smile can do a lot for a punter, how many times have punters (certainly me) went to visit a escort, only to encounter a unsmiling dragon with a pissed off look in her face? I have included a photo of a smiling escort at work, to show yous what a smile is- see below. Now escorts look at this picture, look carefully, memorise it, this is a smile, try to do it with your next punter, its like anything difficult, after you do it once it will be easier next time!

    Next tip, offer the punter a drink, or better still a meal! Yes after the happy ending you should run into the kitchen and cook the punter a meal, look at the second picture, this is a kitchen, you may have wondered what the purpose of this room was, but I can tell you now- you can make food here! you can actually make a meal in this room!
    What do you make? Each punter will be different (much like the favorites that they have in the bedroom) but its Fish and Chips for me please! So get cooking next time!

    And "what next" I can hear you eagerly ask, well you could wash the punters car while he is inside eating the gorgeous meal you have cooked him! I include a picture of this happening- the eager to please escort washing the punters car while he is inside her apartment eating the meal she cooked for him!

    So there you go, 3 simple tips to improve your business during these belt tightening times.
    Now get to work- it goes like this - - Smile, give me a Shag, Cook a meal, and wash my Car!
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Very nice Dick, but that's what we created the institution of marriage for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    Very nice Dick, but that's what we created the institution of marriage for.
    All the same, I think a nice cup of tae and a biccie or two on the way out might do the world of good for a lady's popularity.
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    if she cuts the crust off my bread i'll marry her for sure

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    Be FAKE-caughts me out

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    Wink

    And how the hell ya think i ll make it in the 30 minutes i have with most of the guys???????
    But anyway i do like to cook and i cook good
    kisses
    Di

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