Ah hands up Anna that was me. I was back from my morning swim in the Liffey and popped into the microwave to dry off and forgot to take of my intimately located metal body piercing and BANG and next thing I know I wake up on the floor with my lad impaled on the building across the street.
Iím sending this from the hospital and they seem confident they can re attach it but if not then on the up side we are having roast chicken tonight but on the downside the portions will be pretty small
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