punter of the month

**IrishDaisie69** · 21-06-16, 10:21

A

that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

**bettercallsaul** · 21-06-16, 10:22

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

A

that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

Awww thank you...

Well you said I was a dick...im sure the rest is not important.....

**Hijinks** · 21-06-16, 10:24

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

A

that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

The coconuts are under the

**willie wacker** · 21-06-16, 10:25

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

A

that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

That,s me

I,m a winner alright

**Hijinks** · 21-06-16, 10:28

Originally Posted by Rocker123

Sense of humour....
Wit.....ability to make the lady laugh. (With you , not at you....)

you want a lady that can fake a laugh aswell as fake an orgasm?

**IrishDaisie69** · 21-06-16, 13:00

I am a pro at both

**tika** · 21-06-16, 13:18

What about a penis that tastes like a smooth Belgium chocolate and balls thst smell of your favourite perfume.

**Rocker123** · 21-06-16, 13:24

Originally Posted by Hijinks

you want a lady that can

fake a laugh aswell as fake an orgasm?

And there was I thinking my wit, charm, sexual energy and stunning movie star good looks reduced the ladies to putty in my hands!

My world is rocked! and not in a good way....

**Hijinks** · 21-06-16, 13:44

Originally Posted by IrishDaisie69

A

that smells like strawberries and tastes like coconut

Hang on miss Oral (with condom), what does taste matter

and I just spent an hour with my

inside a coconut, that shop will never let me back in.

**tika** · 21-06-16, 13:51

Originally Posted by Hijinks

Hang on miss Oral (with condom), what does taste matter

and I just spent an hour with my

inside a coconut, that shop will never let me back in.

But think how jealous the pineapples are

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