there were my older cousin and myself, chilling in amsterdam's famous redlight district.
He just blurts out of the blue "course, there were no condoms years back!" almost choking on my latte, i replied curiously "when, wtf?".

"when i was here in '79 with the lads, you just went in and give em one"

"cor-no messin' about in them days, slippy and slidy style" we giggled.

makes you think how far we've cum really?