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    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...

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    She was dead right to punch you in the face
    It was her money , finer,s keeper,s


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    Me thinks you are telling tales here.

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    Of course it wasnt deserved... You had every right to slap her arse. In any case, she was asking for it dressed like that!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    What's an ASS for, if it's not for slapping
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    ...and we wonder why some bastards think it's ok to beat their wives.

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    she overreacted probably a lesbian


    Slap on I say Slap on

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    You slapped her and she slapped you. Sounds even stevens to me. I'm with Josephine with this one. You see us with consent, so why would you imagine you can put your hand on anyone else without consent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    She was just playing hard to get. You should have given her a wedgy, chicks love wedgies.
    Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up first

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