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    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...

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    She was dead right to punch you in the face
    It was her money , finer,s keeper,s


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    Excuse my honesty but this tells two tales.

    One of a man who thinks himself so devastately handsome that beautiful girls run in front of him to bend over and show their assets.

    The other of a young girl who sees an old godger touching her up and WHAM reflex action.


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    Hands off unless invited

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    OP may be beautiful who knows but I like my version of events
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Josephine View Post
    Excuse my honesty but this tells two tales.

    One of a man who thinks himself so devastately handsome that beautiful girls run in front of him to bend over and show their assets.

    The other of a young girl who sees an old godger touching her up and WHAM reflex action.


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    Morale of the story

    Hands off unless invited

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    OP may be beautiful who knows but I like my version of events
    Yeah I wasn't sure how to put it.
    Bottom line (pun intended) you have no right to grope/slap. Very ungentlemanly. A nice dirty thought but keep it that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    Me thinks you are telling tales here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    To right it was deserved your lucky she slapped you and did not take it further! 2016 dude not 1970 anymore.

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    Of course it wasnt deserved... You had every right to slap her arse. In any case, she was asking for it dressed like that!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    I was walking through town today, when a girl in really tight jeggings walked in front of me. She had a rear like a ripe peach....

    She stopped in front of me and bent over. Unbeknownst to me it was to pick up a coin on the street.

    Nevertheless I took the chance and slapped her rear, as I did so I spotted said coin being picked up.

    She moved in one swift motion from bent over to standing upright and slapping the nose off my face.

    Now I ask you fine people....surely this wasnt deserved...


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    What's an ASS for, if it's not for slapping
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    ...and we wonder why some bastards think it's ok to beat their wives.

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    she overreacted probably a lesbian


    Slap on I say Slap on

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