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    I use them when visiting escorts. Don't give me your opinion on that, I don't care.

    However, there have been occasions on seeing the escort where I've wanted to change the length of my planned sojourn. Is there a 'discreet' way of handling this situation that doesn't make you look like an incompetent space cadet?



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    Last edited by TwistedTransistor; 11-06-16 at 13:39. Reason: Fold it up really small and cram it in your ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedTransistor View Post
    I use them when visiting escorts. Don't give me your opinion on that, I don't care.

    However, there have been occasions on seeing the escort where I've wanted to change the length of my planned sojourn. Is there a 'discreet' way of handling this situation that doesn't make you look like an incompetent space cadet?



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    Have a second envelope ready,Probably better not have incompetent space cadet on it,but then she will probably already know

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Have a second envelope ready,Probably better not have incompetent space cadet on it,but then she will probably already know
    Had considered that a few times but realised that I'd need three envelopes, a second to cover wanting to stay longer, a third in case I wasn't feeling the vibe. Decided against this because two envelopes in my jacket pocket on the bedroom floor while I'm away showering didn't seem like a good idea.
    Last edited by TwistedTransistor; 11-06-16 at 13:47.
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    Plus, what do you say to officer O'Malley when he frisks you and finds three envelopes with cash in them?
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    I never use an envelope, just hand over the cash at the start of the visit. Is this bad manners? I prefer that the lady sees that I have the correct amount paid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I never use an envelope, just hand over the cash at the start of the visit. Is this bad manners? I prefer that the lady sees that I have the correct amount paid.
    I wouldn't consider it a case of manners. Do you agree with the escort how long you are going to stay on arranging or do you decide on arrival?
    Last edited by TwistedTransistor; 11-06-16 at 13:57.
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    When I leave I put the envelope back under the door
    It a surprise for everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedTransistor View Post
    Plus, what do you say to officer O'Malley when he frisks you and finds three envelopes with cash in them?
    Try bribing him with one or other of them, then when he arrests you we'll get a break from you;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Anyways envelopes smack of guilt! !
    Feel free to start a thread debating the moral undertones and symbolic significance of paying escorts with money in envelopes if you wish.

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Try bribing him with one or other of them, then when he arrests you we'll get a break from you;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedTransistor View Post
    Had considered that a few times but realised that I'd need three envelopes,
    get a fourth one so.

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