Cork Men - A Strange Bunch of Lads

[hadaway]

they're great craic altogether red,

Séamus joined a robber band in Cork and on the night of his first safe-cracking job the boss warned him, "Before we go through the window, you pull your tights right over your face."
Séamus said, "Sure and you can see that the daft things will only stretch as high as me neck!"

[Luna Nueva]

they're great craic altogether red,

Séamus joined a robber band in Cork and on the night of his first safe-cracking job the boss warned him, "Before we go through the window, you pull your tights right over your face."
Séamus said, "Sure and you can see that the daft things will only stretch as high as me neck!"

I don't know about red's opinion ....

[hadaway]

oh I see, gotya luna


A Corkman is walking along the shore notices an old lamp lying among the rocks. He picks it up, rubs the dirt off of it and a genie comes out of the lamp. The genie tells the Corkman he will grant him three wishes. The Corkman says
"Well first off, I'd like a bottle of Guinness that never goes dry".
"Done" says the genie, and the Corkman is holding a bottle of Guinness. The Corkman promptly drinks it down and watches in delight as it magically fills back up. Again he drinks it down and watches it fill up. A third time he drinks it down, and by now the genie is becoming impatient.
"So what do you want for your other two wishes"? asks the irritated genie.
"Oh", replies the Corkman, "Just give me another two bottles like this one".

[lildick]

RTÉ To Produce Cork-Based Soap In The Interest Of “Balance And Fairness”

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...-and-fairness/

RTÉ has announced plans to produce a brand new soap opera set in Cork city, amid complaints that having just one soap set in Dublin was not “balanced and fair”.
The Broadcasting Authority Of Ireland upheld thousands of complaints from Corkonians that the long-running soap “Fair City” does not represent their views or lifestyles, stating that if the national broadcaster is to continue airing pro-Dublin programming, then an equal or greater amount of pro-Cork programming should be aired too.
As is their standard operating procedure, RTÉ immediately caved in to the pressure and set about work on “Leesiders”, a twice-weekly soap that will follow a cast of characters as they go about their lives in Cork city.
“People complained. What did you expect us to do?” said one RTÉ representative.
“We don’t have the power to stand and fight our ground on matters like these. If a group of people tackle us over ‘balance and fairness’, we just cave straight away and give them whatever they want. Unless they’re looking for something unreasonable, like the scrapping of the Angelus or something like that”.
As production begins on the new soap, actors and actresses in the D4 area whose parents are friends of producers in RTÉ are being asked to brush up on their Cork accents.

"How Do You Meeeeen, Like?.

[pindick]

fucking cunts the lot of ye. nothing wrong with cork

[redforever]

RTÉ To Produce Cork-Based Soap In The Interest Of “Balance And Fairness”

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...-and-fairness/

RTÉ has announced plans to produce a brand new soap opera set in Cork city, amid complaints that having just one soap set in Dublin was not “balanced and fair”.
The Broadcasting Authority Of Ireland upheld thousands of complaints from Corkonians that the long-running soap “Fair City” does not represent their views or lifestyles, stating that if the national broadcaster is to continue airing pro-Dublin programming, then an equal or greater amount of pro-Cork programming should be aired too.
As is their standard operating procedure, RTÉ immediately caved in to the pressure and set about work on “Leesiders”, a twice-weekly soap that will follow a cast of characters as they go about their lives in Cork city.
“People complained. What did you expect us to do?” said one RTÉ representative.
“We don’t have the power to stand and fight our ground on matters like these. If a group of people tackle us over ‘balance and fairness’, we just cave straight away and give them whatever they want. Unless they’re looking for something unreasonable, like the scrapping of the Angelus or something like that”.
As production begins on the new soap, actors and actresses in the D4 area whose parents are friends of producers in RTÉ are being asked to brush up on their Cork accents.

Hope it comes with subtitles

[Sexy Sofie]

haha I like it, made me smile.

i smile too...

[Sexy Sofie]

oh I see, gotya luna


A Corkman is walking along the shore notices an old lamp lying among the rocks. He picks it up, rubs the dirt off of it and a genie comes out of the lamp. The genie tells the Corkman he will grant him three wishes. The Corkman says
"Well first off, I'd like a bottle of Guinness that never goes dry".
"Done" says the genie, and the Corkman is holding a bottle of Guinness. The Corkman promptly drinks it down and watches in delight as it magically fills back up. Again he drinks it down and watches it fill up. A third time he drinks it down, and by now the genie is becoming impatient.
"So what do you want for your other two wishes"? asks the irritated genie.
"Oh", replies the Corkman, "Just give me another two bottles like this one".

i think a cork man is more clever than this..

[redforever]

i think a cork man is more clever than this..

Cork people are cute hoors

[hadaway]

i think a cork man is more clever than this..

they are sofie but the Guinness can change a man,

Now there's a new clinic just opened in Cork for those who want to stop smoking. It's called Nicotine's Anonymous. If you get the urge to smoke, you call them and they send a man over and you get drunk together.