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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    was recomended calamine lotion.................now its dry and chalky from the lotion..........Might go to A & E.
    and put the todger in a sling
    go boil your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
    What a prick !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    What a prick !!
    not just any prick a well tanned prick lol
    go boil your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom sand View Post
    it this post is real ......natural yogurt
    if this post is rubblish........deepheat
    I dont think that would work..........it mite make it even hotter

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    I dont think that would work..........it mite make it even hotter
    ya never know give it a try
    go boil your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
    Never mind your cock, how's your bollocks bollocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
    Maybe try some Aloe Vera.

    I put it on sun burn once and it really helped to cool it down and ease the pain.

    But then again that was on my arms. Maybe do some research before you put it on your dick.

    If you do try it put it in the fridge before you apply it to make it cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Have just cum in from lying out on the balcony,naked, and my penis is really sore...I fell asleep. What should I ask the pharmacy for?
    A hacksaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbidingPond View Post
    Maybe try some Aloe Vera.

    I put it on sun burn once and it really helped to cool it down and ease the pain.

    But then again that was on my arms. Maybe do some research before you put it on your dick.

    If you do try it put it in the fridge before you apply it to make it cool.
    Do you leave the fridge door open? How else can you put your cock in the fridge?

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    You sure you weren't pulling it to hard and the sun burn is just an excuse

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