One magpie

[Melindablondey]

Thankyou all for all your advise i was afraid to go near him in case he would bite me so i locked the sittingroom door so he wouldnt fly any where else in the house i got my next door neighbour at 9 this morning to try get him out amy you were right he put a towel over him and put him in my back garden he flew away i am going to get someone to put a cage over the chimney as they do be flying up and down it no i wasnt drinking last night i was on a call out

[tom sand]

Thankyou all for all your advise i was afraid to go near him in case he would bite me so i locked the sittingroom door so he wouldnt fly any where else in the house i got my next door neighbour at 9 this morning to try get him out amy you were right he put a towel over him and put him in my back garden he flew away i am going to get someone to put a cage over the chimney as they do be flying up and down it no i wasnt drinking last night i was on a call out

its called a chimney hat Melinda

joke
I messing
this is it

there is many variations

[SteveB]

its called a chimney hat Melinda

joke
I messing
this is it

there is many variations

I have a variation on my chimney.
Quarter-inch chicken wire secured with a long cable tie. Cheap and effective.

[JAMESCORK]

Ffs. Should have brought in Amy's cat and sat on the couch with popcorn.

Wimin!!!!

[Amy Alison]

Ffs. Should have brought in Amy's cat and sat on the couch with popcorn.

Wimin!!!!

Yes, my cat(s) would have loved to chase the poor thing, but no, that would have been cruel, poor magpie.

P.S. Look how lovely he looks at magpies. You can hear the magpie teasing him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8SImghSkRk

[Walshie]

That's what you told the insurance company ??

Just close back the window.

I did open the window but i'm not Dr Dolittle, no talkin' to him, he just wouldn't fly out when I wanted and had to wait for him to go himself, he eventually did that evening but the dirty fecker sh*t around the room and even sh*t on Chow Mein on the sofa bed, a hardsport's fanatic it seems lol!

[Amy Alison]

I did open the window but i'm not Dr Dolittle, no talkin' to him, he just wouldn't fly out when I wanted and had to wait for him to go himself, he eventually did but the dirty fecker sh*t around the room and even sh*t on Chow Mein on the sofa bed, a hardsport's fanatic it seems lol!

Well, maybe he got IBS after being trapped in the chimney

[Walshie]

Well, maybe he got IBS after being trapped in the chimney

maybe he was claustrophobic and got scared as couldn't find his way out

[Barney Rubble]

I did open the window but i'm not Dr Dolittle, no talkin' to him, he just wouldn't fly out when I wanted and had to wait for him to go himself, he eventually did that evening but the dirty fecker sh*t around the room and even sh*t on Chow Mein on the sofa bed, a hardsport's fanatic it seems lol!

It's hardly the first time that Chow Mein needed a good wash Walshie !!