Advice to new punters - What escorts like and don't like
This is intended s an introductory guide. It is not comprehensive and I will continue to update it as we go along. Feel free to make any further suggestions.
Likes
People who show up on time
People who are polite and mannerly
Clean arses - don't want stained bed sheets
Clean cocks - nobody wants to taste cheesy cock
Smelling nice - Deoderant. Try it.
Fresh breath - brush your teeth and use mouth wash
Punters who obey the rules - no sneaky thumb in the arse without permission etc.
Payment in exact amount - don't go looking for change like you are at the till in tesco
Clean shower - don't clog the drains up with filth or pubic hair
Gifts - appreciated but not necessary
Dislikes
Timewasters
People who are too scared to ring them
Being inundated with questions
Indiscreet punters - do not shout outside the building
Party boys - people who want to take drugs in a booking
Requests for bareback
Dirty asses - filthy rotten punters who ruin the bedsheets because they do not know how to wipe their asses
Cheesy cocks - pull back the foreskin and scrub it clean
John Dunne
Those who want anal and yet freak out at the site of shit
Cheapskates trying to negotiate the price
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