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    Wink Advice to new punters - What escorts like and don't like

    This is intended s an introductory guide. It is not comprehensive and I will continue to update it as we go along. Feel free to make any further suggestions.

    Likes
    People who show up on time
    People who are polite and mannerly
    Clean arses - don't want stained bed sheets
    Clean cocks - nobody wants to taste cheesy cock
    Smelling nice - Deoderant. Try it.
    Fresh breath - brush your teeth and use mouth wash
    Punters who obey the rules - no sneaky thumb in the arse without permission etc.
    Payment in exact amount - don't go looking for change like you are at the till in tesco
    Clean shower - don't clog the drains up with filth or pubic hair
    Gifts - appreciated but not necessary

    Dislikes
    Timewasters
    People who are too scared to ring them
    Being inundated with questions
    Indiscreet punters - do not shout outside the building
    Party boys - people who want to take drugs in a booking
    Requests for bareback
    Dirty asses - filthy rotten punters who ruin the bedsheets because they do not know how to wipe their asses
    Cheesy cocks - pull back the foreskin and scrub it clean
    John Dunne
    Those who want anal and yet freak out at the site of shit
    Cheapskates trying to negotiate the price

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    This is intended s an introductory guide. It is not comprehensive and I will continue to update it as we go along. Feel free to make any further suggestions.

    Likes
    People who show up on time
    People who are polite and mannerly
    Clean arses - don't want stained bed sheets
    Clean cocks - nobody wants to taste cheesy cock
    Smelling nice - Deoderant. Try it.
    Fresh breath - brush your teeth and use mouth wash
    Punters who obey the rules - no sneaky thumb in the arse without permission etc.
    Payment in exact amount - don't go looking for change like you are at the till in tesco
    Clean shower - don't clog the drains up with filth or pubic hair
    Gifts - appreciated but not necessary

    Dislikes
    Timewasters
    People who are too scared to ring them
    Being inundated with questions
    Indiscreet punters - do not shout outside the building
    Party boys - people who want to take drugs in a booking
    Requests for bareback
    Dirty asses - filthy rotten punters who ruin the bedsheets because they do not know how to wipe their asses
    Cheesy cocks - pull back the foreskin and scrub it clean
    John Dunne
    Those who want anal and yet freak out at the site of shit
    Cheapskates trying to negotiate the price
    I commented on one line, but I have withdraw it in the interests of diplomacy and discretion otherwise I can't fault you.
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 28-05-16 at 23:37. Reason: See above.

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    You said gifts were tacky and should not be done in another thread a couple of hours ago.
    Oh Joe00 , I just don't know what to make of you
    Last edited by Wolverine; 28-05-16 at 23:38.

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    If only there was a sticky... Oh wait there is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    This is intended s an introductory guide. It is not comprehensive and I will continue to update it as we go along. Feel free to make any further suggestions.

    Likes
    People who show up on time
    People who are polite and mannerly
    Clean arses - don't want stained bed sheets
    Clean cocks - nobody wants to taste cheesy cock
    Smelling nice - Deoderant. Try it.
    Fresh breath - brush your teeth and use mouth wash
    Punters who obey the rules - no sneaky thumb in the arse without permission etc.
    Payment in exact amount - don't go looking for change like you are at the till in tesco
    Clean shower - don't clog the drains up with filth or pubic hair
    Gifts - appreciated but not necessary

    Dislikes
    Timewasters
    People who are too scared to ring them
    Being inundated with questions
    Indiscreet punters - do not shout outside the building
    Party boys - people who want to take drugs in a booking
    Requests for bareback
    Dirty asses - filthy rotten punters who ruin the bedsheets because they do not know how to wipe their asses
    Cheesy cocks - pull back the foreskin and scrub it clean
    John Dunne
    Those who want anal and yet freak out at the site of shit
    Cheapskates trying to negotiate the price
    good advice joe but are you ever going to see an actual escort?

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    Quote Originally Posted by howardsteele View Post
    good advice joe but are you ever going to see an actual escort?
    I've seen dozens. I don't write reviews or punt in Ireland very often. Regards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    You said gifts were tacky and should not be done in another thread a couple of hours ago.
    Oh Joe00 , I just don't know what to make of you
    I don't believe in gifts but some like them which is why I wrote that they were not necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    I don't believe in gifts but some like them which is why I wrote that they were not necessary.
    You said "I think it's tacky and should not be done. You are there and paying for sex. Show up clean and be decent - that is enough" just a couple of hours ago in the "Should client bring a gift" -Clueless thread.
    Clark kent seems to have you well sussed.
    Last edited by Wolverine; 29-05-16 at 00:20.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    You said "I think it's tacky and should not be done. You are there and paying for sex. Show up clean and be decent - that is enough" just a couple of hours ago in the "Should client bring a gift" -Clueless thread.
    Clark kent seems to have you well sussed.
    You are going off the deep end. I do not believe in giving gifts. I wrote here that they are appreciated but not necessary for the escorts. I have never and will never give a gift. Understand?

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    That does remind us though that we need to get a nice bottle of wine for our adventure tomorrow

    Also, for anyone that lives in Dublin and didn't go to the Gatsby Party, you missed out!

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