This is intended s an introductory guide. It is not comprehensive and I will continue to update it as we go along. Feel free to make any further suggestions.
People who show up on time
People who are polite and mannerly
Clean arses - don't want stained bed sheets
Clean cocks - nobody wants to taste cheesy cock
Smelling nice - Deoderant. Try it.
Fresh breath - brush your teeth and use mouth wash
Punters who obey the rules - no sneaky thumb in the arse without permission etc.
Payment in exact amount - don't go looking for change like you are at the till in tesco
Clean shower - don't clog the drains up with filth or pubic hair
Gifts - appreciated but not necessary
People who are too scared to ring them
Being inundated with questions
Indiscreet punters - do not shout outside the building
Party boys - people who want to take drugs in a booking
Requests for bareback
Dirty asses - filthy rotten punters who ruin the bedsheets because they do not know how to wipe their asses
Cheesy cocks - pull back the foreskin and scrub it clean
Those who want anal and yet freak out at the site of shit
Cheapskates trying to negotiate the price