Been reading over the forum for a couple of days and decided to join and say hello, didnt fancy starting out by talking bout list or the battles with mods so here's a joke...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
'Perfect,' her husband said.'
I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.

Boom Boom lol..

Sad I know but sure