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    Been reading over the forum for a couple of days and decided to join and say hello, didnt fancy starting out by talking bout list or the battles with mods so here's a joke...

    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
    bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
    'Perfect,' her husband said.'
    I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
    You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.

    Boom Boom lol..

    Sad I know but sure

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    We'll be keeping an eye on you Shelby

    Welcome aboard.

    You don't have to be mad to work here but apparently it helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post

    You don't have to be mad to work here but apparently it helps
    I have noticed that :P... Also appears like a little madness helps in just being a member, I should fit in nicely lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShelbyGT500 View Post
    I have noticed that :P... Also appears like a little madness helps in just being a member, I should fit in nicely lol
    You will find a straight jacket to your left on entering site (one size fit all) and your first electro shock session will be around 10ish depending on how many people step out of line in the meantime.

    Its on the house as a sort of meet and greet initiative we are running all this week.

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    This One??

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    Default Welcome to E-I

    Quote Originally Posted by ShelbyGT500 View Post
    Been reading over the forum for a couple of days and decided to join and say hello, didnt fancy starting out by talking bout list or the battles with mods so here's a joke...

    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into
    bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.
    'Perfect,' her husband said.'
    I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
    You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.

    Boom Boom lol..

    Sad I know but sure
    Trust me when i say you'll be sorry you came but glad that you did.Anyway here a two small jokes for you.

    A kid was sitting on a park bench with a few candy bars.He opened one and took off the wrapper and gobbled it done whole.An old man on seeing this,walks over and says,

    "did you know eating candy bars like that is bad for your health?"

    The kid looks at him and says,

    "Well,my grandfather lived to be 110 years of age".

    The old man replied,

    "Ah but did he eat candy bars like that?"

    And the kid says,

    "Nope but he learned to mind his own fuckin business".





    A boy is pushing his bike home at night shortly after Xmas when he is stopped by a horse mounted policeman.

    The policeman looks at the boy and says,
    "Boy ,do you have lights on that bike?" To which the boy replied "No Sir.".The policeman says "Did you get that bike from Santa?" and the boy says "Yes i did Sir". The policeman replies with "Well you write back to Santa and tell him to send you lights for that bike."

    The boy replies "ok i will Sir." Just as the policeman went to ride off ,the boy says,"Wait Sir,did you get that horse from Santa?" and the policeman says with a smile on his face "Yes young lad i did,do you like him?".The boy replies "Well he isnt right?".The policeman says "Why is that boy?" and the boy replies "Write back to Santa and tell him the bollox should be on the bottom of the horse and not on top of him".



    Sincerely,
    Westside.

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    Oh!!! so you've been here before, your not Liz/corrina/freya?????are you . that one was her fav

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    Ha, liked the first one westside... Lol Qph, Like I said I have been reading over forum the last couple of days (way too much time on my hands!) read lots on Liz, she sounds like a riot shame i missed the fun ... Did someone stick a pencil in her mouth to type with while wearing the jacket???
    Last edited by ShelbyGT500; 23-02-09 at 21:53.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShelbyGT500 View Post
    Did someone stick a pencil in her mouth to type with while wearing the jacket???
    Oh dear oh dear!!!! lol

    I fear for your safety now Shelby and you only in the door in all.

    She'll hunt you down now bud....my advice is....

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    RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!

    run like the f**kin wind...

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    Ah well, its been a while since I had a woman chase me down so might be fun lol.. And here was me not wanting to ruffle feathers on my first night as a member, im totally blaming you for pushing me in that direction

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