Foreign Female Visitors Flying High

[hadaway]

Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
This whole episode has really threw me.

What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

Anyone have similar experiences?