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    Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
    At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
    Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
    Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

    The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

    Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
    This whole episode has really threw me.

    What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

    Anyone have similar experiences?

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    If only all that creative energy could be put into something useful!

    The truth is out there, though. I want to believe!

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    Somewhere, on a planet very far away, is a race of beings who believe that Earth is inhabited by a race of TROLLS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    Somewhere, on a planet very far away, is a race of beings who believe that Earth is inhabited by a race of TROLLS.
    as long as they're good looking with sexy bodies and big boobies i'm happy Steve, I keep getting flashbacks but remember nothing, Skoda Dash cam recorded nothing either

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    Intergalactic chavs flying about in the flying-saucer equivalent of a Skoda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    Anyone have similar experiences?
    Errr, no, not since I had some very dodgy mushroom soup when I was a student

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    I do believe we are not alone, I believe we are being watched and monitored by a bigger Big Brother and come on, did if ever see someone and say They're just not human, They're on another planet ..... take Donald Trump for example


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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
    At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
    Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
    Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

    The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

    Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
    This whole episode has really threw me.

    What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

    Anyone have similar experiences?

    wow wee Daniel on da radio exciting stuff lol

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    Wimmin flying saucer drivers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    Well I was driving home in the Skoda last night at 12am when I pulled over for a wee,
    At the side of the hedge I heard a strange whirring noise that scared the bejeepers outta me so quickly got back into the car, locked the doors and tried to get ta hell outta there but the car wouldn’t start, its was completely dead, very strange indeed as Skoda are utterly reliable yokes,
    Then these blinding blue lights appear in the sky overhead accompanied by an excruciating eerie noise now, no it wasn't the Guards.
    Suddenly the car radio comes on, loud as you like, Was that Fecking eejit, Daniel O'Donnell belting out – I Just Want To Dance With You

    The lights get bigger,brighter, bolder and closer and the excruciating noise gets louder, OMG, I just couldn’t turn Daniel off.

    Then suddenly all vanishes, Daniel is no more, I’m still in the car but its 3am now, I turn the key in the ignition on my Skoda and she starts no bother but now I got a headache, sore throat and could hardly drive the Skoda home as my ass was so sore. I immediately checked my body for puncture and hole marks to see if I was tampered with but none so I believe they used the holes already there.
    This whole episode has really threw me.

    What ta Hell happened? Was I abducted?, was I violated? were they Foreign Females or males? and where did those 3 hours go, something not quite right here. You may be thinking that guy’s on the Coke again but not one drop had passed my lips.

    Anyone have similar experiences?

    At least, you didn't have to request the strap-on.
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    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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