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    There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one €5,000 and see how each of them spent it.

    The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one took the €5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.

    Finally, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one €5,000 and see how each of them spent it.

    The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one took the €5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.

    Finally, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
    She was the stock market broker


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    She was the stock market broker
    She is also the one who had the intelligence to take him for every penny he had when she found out he was seeing other women behind her back. I love life's twists and turns!!!

    The moral of this story is... Don't have an affair, see a sex worker instead. It's safer financially

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one €5,000 and see how each of them spent it.

    The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one took the €5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.

    Finally, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
    A man after me own heart..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker123 View Post
    There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one €5,000 and see how each of them spent it.

    The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one took the €5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returned the $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest. She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money.

    Finally, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

    Good post Rocker.........but missing key information.....Cup Size and Real or Enhanced

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post
    She is also the one who had the intelligence to take him for every penny he had when she found out he was seeing other women behind her back. I love life's twists and turns!!!

    The moral of this story is... Don't have an affair, see a sex worker instead. It's safer financially
    Ah but he married a big breasted very intelligent woman who was not taking him for a ride


    If he married one of the first 2 then he should not have got have got married
    But stuck to escorts as you said


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    Quote Originally Posted by Curvaceous Kate View Post

    The moral of this story is... Don't have an affair, see a sex worker instead. It's safer financially
    If I could vote for a post of the week then Kate wins.

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    With a plastic surgeon,

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    Finally, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    A man after me own heart..
    That line made me think of you actually. Maybe your avatar had something to do with it.
    (.)(.)


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    What was he thinking giving them 5000 each imagine what you could do with 15,000 on here !!

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