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  1. 19-05-16, 23:31 #1
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    I overdid it today !!

    Have you overdone it lately!!
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    I haven't exercised since 1739. And yet I wonder why I'm a fat useless fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    I haven't exercised since 1739. And yet I wonder why I'm a fat useless fuck.
    What beer did they invent in 1739 ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    What beer did they invent in 1739 ?
    You think I honestly have the time to put the bottle/glass down thus halting my consumption, simply to read a label? Fuck that sideways!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    You think I honestly have the time to put the bottle/glass down thus halting my consumption, simply to read a label? Fuck that sideways!
    You fuck sideways

    Back to front ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    You fuck sideways

    Back to front ?
    He's not as fat and out of shape as he would have us think
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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    You fuck sideways

    Back to front ?
    Did it once, like they do in porn. But my useless cock kept falling out cos the useless little shit is too short!

    "YOU USELESS LITTLE PRICK, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" - says LDM while he stares down at his own useless miniature cock, pointing at it and threatening it with a knife
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    He's not as fat and out of shape as he would have us think
    You calling me a liar??

    That's it! Let's go, you and me, outside! I'mma kick your ass and beat you till......

    Wait a second..... shit I've Coronation Street taped and need to watch it before I go to bed. Umm. Have to postpone our little bout. I'll facebook you with the new time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    You calling me a liar??

    That's it! Let's go, you and me, outside! I'mma kick your ass and beat you till......

    Wait a second..... shit I've Coronation Street taped and need to watch it before I go to bed. Umm. Have to postpone our little bout. I'll facebook you with the new time.
    You'll face what me ?
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    Is there a threat of Self Harm here? Do we need to call for help-

    You realise the ladies won't like you if you are Dickless!!!

    I think!!



    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Did it once, like they do in porn. But my useless cock kept falling out cos the useless little shit is too short!

    "YOU USELESS LITTLE PRICK, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" - says LDM while he stares down at his own useless miniature cock, pointing at it and threatening it with a knife
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