I overdid it today !!
Have you overdone it lately!!
I overdid it today !!
Have you overdone it lately!!
I haven't exercised since 1739. And yet I wonder why I'm a fat useless fuck.
Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!
As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"
LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!
Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!
As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"
LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!
Wolverine (19-05-16)
Did it once, like they do in porn. But my useless cock kept falling out cos the useless little shit is too short!
"YOU USELESS LITTLE PRICK, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" - says LDM while he stares down at his own useless miniature cock, pointing at it and threatening it with a knife
Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!
As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"
LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!
SmallHorn (20-05-16)
You calling me a liar??
That's it! Let's go, you and me, outside! I'mma kick your ass and beat you till......
Wait a second..... shit I've Coronation Street taped and need to watch it before I go to bed. Umm. Have to postpone our little bout. I'll facebook you with the new time.
Don't discriminate. Hate EVERYONE equally!
As good old Benny once said: "Peace on earth and goodwill to all men and women..... and LDM"
LDM reserves the right to hijack all threads and call everyone a cunt!