awkward/embreassing moments

[ilovepussy123]

Having to improvise when had to use her loo and no loo roll, wow was great, i actually felt like MacGyver

did use your socks lol

[hadaway]

did use your socks lol

actually no i couldn't as it only came on me when i was totally stripped off so has to dash off quickly

[alcatel]

My most embarrassing moment was when I was caught taking Bollocks ssssssseses newly designed electric blanket, sex doll for a test drive.

[joe00]

actually no i couldn't as it only came on me when i was totally stripped off so has to dash off quickly

Was your trunk on the loose or did you put your jocks back on? Are you one of those bedsheet soilers that escorts are forced to put up with?

I blocked an escort's toilet before and the water was up at the rim. Made a swift exit before she copped it. :O

[mr gear]

[QUOTE=JAMESCORK;1762634]Was with a girl a week or so ago, she was just back from a sun holiday and I was admiring her tanned boobies... I said in jest...

"OMG, were you topless? Does your mummy know you go topless?..."

"My mum died

All this talk of boobies getting u into trouble

[SteveB]

We can all screw up and embarrass ourselves.


http://news.sky.com/story/1697663/ca...-facebook-post

[hadaway]

Was your trunk on the loose or did you put your jocks back on? Are you one of those bedsheet soilers that escorts are forced to put up with?

I blocked an escort's toilet before and the water was up at the rim. Made a swift exit before she copped it. :O

Nope, as I was flicking quickly through the daily paper on the throne while at the same time contemplating my next move, I spotted Frances Fitzgerald smiling back up at me, I winked at her and said you'll do

[Wolverine]

Nope, as I was flicking quickly through the daily paper on the throne while at the same time contemplating my next move, I spotted Frances Fitzgerald smiling back up at me, I winked at her and said you'll do

Probably the most useful thing she's ever done.

[hadaway]

Probably the most useful thing she's ever done.

she does me a good turn that day, got me out of a hole

[Barney Rubble]

Was your trunk on the loose or did you put your jocks back on? Are you one of those bedsheet soilers that escorts are forced to put up with?

I blocked an escort's toilet before and the water was up at the rim. Made a swift exit before she copped it. :O

Hope you didn't stuff it with bog roll & set it alight you prankster !!!