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    Talking awkward/embreassing moments

    has any escort or punter experienced one while punting

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    Was leaving an meeting with a lady one time, walked out her door and into the lift, old woman calls for me, think "oh shit, rumbled here", stop and look at her, she's got bags of rubbish and just wanted a hand bringing them down....phew! Had a nice chat with her in the lift.

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    No but recently was with an escort and in walked her escort flat mate half dressed and looking for something - she was with another client! I'd no idea there were 2 girls in the place! It was quite sexy really as my escort started talking about how lovely her pals t.ts were! Thankfully I didn't meet other punter!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkeye View Post
    Was leaving an meeting with a lady one time, walked out her door and into the lift, old woman calls for me, think "oh shit, rumbled here", stop and look at her, she's got bags of rubbish and just wanted a hand bringing them down....phew! Had a nice chat with her in the lift.
    did she have false teeth lol
    Last edited by Floki; 21-05-16 at 10:21.

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    Was with a girl a week or so ago, she was just back from a sun holiday and I was admiring her tanned boobies... I said in jest...

    "OMG, were you topless? Does your mummy know you go topless?..."

    "My mum died last year..."

    Oh shit!!!....

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    Ha ha, didn't ask

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    A fart slipped out when getting a rimjob before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Was with a girl a week or so ago, she was just back from a sun holiday and I was admiring her tanned boobies... I said in jest...

    "OMG, were you topless? Does your mummy know you go topless?..."

    "My mum died last year..."

    Oh shit!!!....
    Why the fuck were you talking about her mother you stupid old Corkonian fart when your mouth should have been busy playing with same tits.

    Corkers! FFS, total planks....
    I'm not insane, I'm adorably bonkers!!!

    Frumsp & LDM Industries

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Why the fuck were you talking about her mother you stupid old Corkonian fart when your mouth should have been busy playing with same tits.

    Corkers! FFS, total planks....
    I know.... but I had opted for an hour long visit... I needed to kill time...

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    Having to improvise when had to use her loo and no loo roll, wow was great, i actually felt like MacGyver
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