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    Default Favourite practical jokes?

    Do you have one?

    My favourite was shitting a small bit into a little plastic cup and then hiding it in someone's room and they would have no idea what the smell was or where the cup was. Also filling the toilet up with paper and then setting it a alight and leaving.

    Some tomfoolery I got upto. Gawd.

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    Weirdo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    Weirdo.....
    No, just like to have good old fashioned fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    No, just like to have good old fashioned fun.
    Hiding bits of shit in someone's room isn't generally regarded as "good old fashioned fun"
    Not to me anyway.

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    Favourite practical jokers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Favourite practical jokers?

    Guys who start goodbye threads and are back posting by the following week.
    Agreed, total attention seekers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    Do you have one?

    My favourite was shitting a small bit into a little plastic cup and then hiding it in someone's room and they would have no idea what the smell was or where the cup was. Also filling the toilet up with paper and then setting it a alight and leaving.

    Some tomfoolery I got upto. Gawd.
    That is NOT tomfoolery that is disgusting. Why are you so obsessed with human excrement? Have you seen a therapist about this obsession?

    Tomfoolery is switching the sugar for salt, hiding fake spiders under the pillow, putting a rubber egg into the egg basket so you boil it and then realise! Doh!

    These are all examples of harmless practical jokes. Shitting in cups and playing with toilet fires is weird and odd.

    Are you ok? All jokes aside I think you need to seek the help of a qualified medical professional who can talk you through your compulsion with human excrement. It will be cheaper then paying for escorts to eat your poo and will benefit you in the future to move forward with your life. Sophie posed a link in her signature to some mental health charities who can help you, I reccomend you take a look.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lactatinglucy View Post
    That is NOT tomfoolery that is disgusting. Why are you so obsessed with human excrement? Have you seen a therapist about this obsession?

    Tomfoolery is switching the sugar for salt, hiding fake spiders under the pillow, putting a rubber egg into the egg basket so you boil it and then realise! Doh!

    These are all examples of harmless practical jokes. Shitting in cups and playing with toilet fires is weird and odd.

    Are you ok? All jokes aside I think you need to seek the help of a qualified medical professional who can talk you through your compulsion with human excrement. It will be cheaper then paying for escorts to eat your poo and will benefit you in the future to move forward with your life. Sophie posed a link in her signature to some mental health charities who can help you, I reccomend you take a look.
    Excuse me. I am not into scat. I just want to get fingered and have my ass tasted. I am in no way obsessed with shit. I think you need to back off a bit. I have been polite to you.

    My practical jokes were a bit more full-on than most but I still enjoyed them. We all have different senses of humour. Lighten up and stop being so judgmental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    Excuse me. I am not into scat. I just want to get fingered and have my ass tasted. I am in no way obsessed with shit. I think you need to back off a bit. I have been polite to you.

    My practical jokes were a bit more full-on than most but I still enjoyed them. We all have different senses of humour. Lighten up and stop being so judgmental.
    What you are asking someone to do is dangerous. Porn is not real, women do not want to 'taste your ass' whether you are paying them or not.

    I stand by my suggestion of you seeking help from a qualified medical professional. I am very open minded and not judgemental but your obsession with this subject can be helped with therapy and I think you should seriously consider finding someone to help you overcome this.

    You're currently masking the problem and feeding it with porn/fantasy subjectification and obsessively trying to make others accept your views when they know it isnt in the realm of what is considered normal behaviour. The fact that you think this type of behaviour is ok, shows that you are in desperate need of help

    Please reach out to your GP or local mental health team. They are there to support you.


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    Keep this nonsense to yourself and do not respond to my posts or threads again. I respect you and you tell me I'm a loon. Cheers.
    Last edited by joe00; 11-05-16 at 22:41.

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