Strange or funny occurences when punting?

[joe00]

I want to ask what strange or funny things have happened to you when meeting an escort or a client.

Something silly or unusual. You know someone sneezing on you accidently, funny miscommunication, getting lost and ending up in the wrong place, loud bang on the door and it's the TV licence inspector etc.

Anything funny to share? I'm sure John Dunne does.

[joe00]

Those Census people have been knocking a lot recently....

Absolute arseholes they are. Makes the dog go mad.

[anon361]

Sorry WD-40 but it just never gets old, he first posted this back in '09, christ the years are flying

I ran away from a punt for the first time ever this weekend,
i had spent last weekend pm'ing a certain lady on here only to be let down.i wont name her because id still like to see her eventually and i think she was genuine.
I had drove to the area only to be disappointed so i arranged with a similar type of escort in the same area,give u a hint dublin 4.she took a last min appointment so fair play for that , but, her photos are very dated and i wasnt happy so i decided to run away.i pretend to follow her down the hall and as soon as she took a few steps i turned on my heels and fuckin legged it.i got to the door and i cudnt open the bloody latch,took my about 20 seconds to open the fuckin door. Im sure she was standing behind me lookin at me and thinkin wat the fuck is this bloke at. I honestly thought i was trapped for a min and wanted to cry,but then it opened so i ran like the wind nearly gettin hit by a car on the way.worst weekend ever

[Meursault]

Sorry WD-40 but it just never gets old, he first posted this back in '09, christ the years are flying

brilliant. its amazing when you get nervous how such simple things fail you

[lactatinglucy]

Not me but a lady friend of mine had a client jump out of her window once! What an idiot.........she said he was skittish and was probably high. She told him she'd called the police because he had damaged her property, pretty sure it ruined his buzz when she got her bf to call him pretending to be the police to give him a warning!!!

Lesson there being, don't waste an escorts time and leave via the front door - not the window.......