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  1. 02-05-16, 23:39 #1
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    Default Clients told to wash their dicks and asses?

    I was browsing a similar site to this one and I read on a few lady's profiles telling clients to make sure that their dicks and asses were clean. I can understand the point about the dicks - you know some lads probably never pull back the hood and clear out the mature cheddar. I can understand the advice about that part.

    The washing your bum part I do not understand though. Do lads show up with fluff in their crack from their underwear or something? Please do not tell me they drop their drawers and kit kats start falling out. Ugh.
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    Some lads never wash their lads - the asses.
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    A far too regular occurrence according to the ladies who advertise here...

    It seems tutorials in personal hygiene are needed, because the number of lads out there who can't seem to figure out that the detachable shower head can be taken in-hand, turned upwards, and used to spray out the crack of their own arse appears to be staggeringly high...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    A far too regular occurrence according to the ladies who advertise here...

    It seems tutorials in personal hygiene are needed, because the number of lads out there who can't seem to figure out that the detachable shower head can be taken in-hand, turned upwards, and used to spray out the crack of their own arse appears to be staggeringly high...
    They even say is a crap shower if he can't hang the shower head
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    Quote Originally Posted by ana massage View Post
    They even say is a crap shower if he can't hang the shower head
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    A far too regular occurrence according to the ladies who advertise here...

    It seems tutorials in personal hygiene are needed, because the number of lads out there who can't seem to figure out that the detachable shower head can be taken in-hand, turned upwards, and used to spray out the crack of their own arse appears to be staggeringly high...
    Ok. Is the issue the bad smell or not wiping correctly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joe00 View Post
    Ok. Is the issue the bad smell or not wiping correctly?
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    I've heard some IRISH specifically are so bad they've left shit streaks on the sheets
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable87 View Post
    A far too regular occurrence according to the ladies who advertise here...

    It seems tutorials in personal hygiene are needed, because the number of lads out there who can't seem to figure out that the detachable shower head can be taken in-hand, turned upwards, and used to spray out the crack of their own arse appears to be staggeringly high...
    Do we really want their business if they arrive like that. I suppose the most polite way can be to share a shower with them . A very large loofer at the ready.

    Now touch your toes lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyTees View Post
    Do we really want their business if they arrive like that. I suppose the most polite way can be to share a shower with them . A very large loofer at the ready.

    Now touch your toes lol
    Must feel like dealing with a child though. Having to do it a few times a day would be fairly grating I'd imagine.
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