Willie Wacker, Bettercallsaul and redforever are funny guys

[hadaway]

Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
"SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

[bettercallsaul]

Willie, Red and Saul went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day after an exhausting session with a lovely escort.
After being served, a dirty blue-arsed fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
Red pushed his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
Willie being a superb fly fisherman that he is simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
Saul's being from Galway however, fuming with anger grabbed the fly and held it over his pint shouting
"SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )

[Barney Rubble]

You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )

Yeah I was wondering about the Galway quip. Besides I thought the Cavan men had the reputation for being skinflints?

[hadaway]

Yeah I was wondering about the Galway quip. Besides I thought the Cavan men had the reputation for being skinflints?

Was there not a poll i saw somewhere where Galway had the tightest guys in Ireland with Longford having the most generous. i still like Galway alot though

[hadaway]

JAMESCORK, anon and tom rambo were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how silly their wives were.

anon says:
"I tell you, my wife is so silly. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 euro worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"

JAMESORK agrees that she sounds pretty Bad alright, but says his wife is worse:
"Just last week, she went out and bought 50 new ewes, and unlike me she doesn't even like sheep!"

tom rambo laughs and says you're the right Langer JC but agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the silly forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is the silliest

"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on a trip to Spain. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a cock!"


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[Oh Kevin]

only thing silly that these ladies have done is becoming these guys wives

[amylove69]

JAMESCORK, anon and tom rambo were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how silly their wives were.

anon says:
"I tell you, my wife is so silly. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought 300 euro worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"

JAMESORK agrees that she sounds pretty Bad alright, but says his wife is worse:
"Just last week, she went out and bought 50 new ewes, and unlike me she doesn't even like sheep!"

tom rambo laughs and says you're the right Langer JC but agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the silly forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is the silliest

"Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on a trip to Spain. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a cock!"


Declaimer
no offense meant or taken by these'
no escort or client has been hurt by the recycling of these.
hadaway is 100% environmentally friendly

I just couldn't picture it, but the joke was good.

[willie wacker]

You were not in the joke cause you are too cheap to buy a round? (not fromGalway either btw....bless ya )

And some else says Limerick
So where

Come on spit it out

[hadaway]

Red, Saul and William (Wacker) are all working on a skyscraper and having their lunch.


Red opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, ham sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump off this building''

Saul opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, corn beef sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump clean off this bloody thing''

William opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, spam sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I'm gonna leap to me death''

Next morning and they are having the lunch.

Red opens the lunch box, looks inside, tosses it over his shoulder and jumps to his death.

Saul opens his box and finds corn beef again and falls to his death.

William opens his box, takes a bite of his spam sambo and follows the other 2 to the footpath 10 stories below.

The wives decided to have a joint funeral for the 3 friends and afterwards were discussing what happened.

Red's wife said, 'if only I had known, I'd have made him something different.

Saul's wife said 'I was sure he loved Corned Beef... if he had just said...''

William's wife said 'that dozy bollocks made his own sambos...

[willie wacker]

Red, Saul and William (Wacker) are all working on a skyscraper and having their lunch.


Red opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, ham sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump off this building''

Saul opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, corn beef sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I will jump clean off this bloody thing''

William opens his lunch box, ''fuck sake, spam sambos again, I swear if I get them again tomorrow I'm gonna leap to me death''

Next morning and they are having the lunch.

Red opens the lunch box, looks inside, tosses it over his shoulder and jumps to his death.

Saul opens his box and finds corn beef again and falls to his death.

William opens his box, takes a bite of his spam sambo and follows the other 2 to the footpath 10 stories below.

The wives decided to have a joint funeral for the 3 friends and afterwards were discussing what happened.

Red's wife said, 'if only I had known, I'd have made him something different.

Saul's wife said 'I was sure he loved Corned Beef... if he had just said...''

William's wife said 'that dozy bollocks made his own sambos...

Thanks be to God Thanks I never got married
I hate to think that the wife thought of me like that like and not make me sambo.s