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    Default I've been shooting THEE most incredible ropes recently

    FAP FAP FAP FAP

    Cameron Dee, Isabella Taylor, Raven Riley....

    And then - POW!!

    This unexpected rope goes shooting across the room, creaming all over my knitted blanket.

    Jizz rags are completely ineffective.

    I might have to start wearing condoms whilst jacking.
    I should put a sign on my door, in case one of my housemates walks in and loses an eye.
    **Careful - Fapping in progress**

    ....something to that effect.


    It seems to be the effect of sexual dysfunction being treated with stimulants, which my doc scripted for me.
    Apparently they act as some kind of a counter to jiizz-inability.
    It means jacking takes about 100% more effort, but the outcome is proportionality more intense.

    The other unfortunate effect.

    Flatulence.

    I also rip off the most incredible farts whilst cumming.

    I think it's the excessive tensing of my sphincter muscle, whilst the jizz travels from my scrotum, down the length of my 4 inch dick, out into the broad daylight.
    My anus just can't contain itself, whilst I shoot my goo.

    Oooo-weee!!

    That'll surprise the imported Asian masseuse, next time she's shaking hands with my bishop.

    "Sorry about that sweet heart.....

    You did a bang up job!"


    lol
    Last edited by John Dunne; 24-04-16 at 22:17.

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    Well.... Those are certainly... words...

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    Come on, give the man some credit. One of the few threads where he doesn't call clients old and ugly and girls whatever else
    That's progress, I'm telling you.
    Available for outcalls and very rarely for an ocassional weekend tour, watch my profile when I advertise.

    Independent & Charming Companion.

    A bad good girl .. I wouldn't have it any other way

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    He'll eventually shoot enough rope to .................
    no need to be mean to him please.

    he seems to be having a hard time to open up and I feel he really needs to talk.
    Just does not know how to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    I feel he really needs to talk.
    Just does not know how to.
    Maybe someday he'll come out of his shell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    no need to be mean to him please.

    he seems to be having a hard time to open up and I feel he really needs to talk.
    Just does not know how to.
    Might I suggest you send him a pic of your boobs? It may help,actually post it here .... it will help

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Might I suggest you send him a pic of your boobs? It may help,actually post it here .... it will help
    Don,t or this might happen

    "This unexpected rope goes shooting across the room, creaming all over my knitted blanket."

    I have been reliable told
    Last edited by willie wacker; 25-04-16 at 12:54.


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    Don,t or this might happen

    "This unexpected rope goes shooting across the room, creaming all over my knitted blanket."

    I have been reliable told
    It is cute to know John still has his Blankey,It kinda makes sense....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    It is cute to know John still has his Blankey,It kinda makes sense....
    All children hold on to their BLANKIES until they grow up .......


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    All children hold on to their BLANKIES until they grow up .......
    I never had a blankie. I had a plank of wood.

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