The odd one or two punts haven't gone so well lately...
"Please don't touch the inside of my leg I'm bruised there"
"69 wouldn't be a good idea - wrong time of the month"
"It's 10am, I only finished an over nighter and i'm knackered"
- here's hoping my luck might change, maybe a girl would just say - "Im having a bad day, please call back rather than me take your hard earned cash!"