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    Hey all! So while we were getting ready for our most recent (and first!) adventure, I had a bit of a stressful moment when picking out my clothes. Of course Mrs Shadow had no problems, she's got loads of sexy yet classy outfits (she's often mistaken for another stripper when we're at a gentlemans club). Fortunately I had something nice from my most recent Daily Planet function, but it made me curious, what is the standard "dress code" for gentlemen? I'd hate to show up looking like some kind of street urchin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    Hey all! So while we were getting ready for our most recent (and first!) adventure, I had a bit of a stressful moment when picking out my clothes. Of course Mrs Shadow had no problems, she's got loads of sexy yet classy outfits (she's often mistaken for another stripper when we're at a gentlemans club). Fortunately I had something nice from my most recent Daily Planet function, but it made me curious, what is the standard "dress code" for gentlemen? I'd hate to show up looking like some kind of street urchin!
    I'll have you know the shiny tracksuit with Burberry baseball cap was very popular here at one time.

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    Haha I actually do have a tracksuit...

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    I go with smart or smart casual but I mainly meet escorts in the city. That look might be out of place in some smaller towns. Lucky you, Mrs Shadow sounds like an ideal partner.
    Last edited by Spanky Panky; 18-04-16 at 12:32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    Hey all! So while we were getting ready for our most recent (and first!) adventure, I had a bit of a stressful moment when picking out my clothes. Of course Mrs Shadow had no problems, she's got loads of sexy yet classy outfits (she's often mistaken for another stripper when we're at a gentlemans club). Fortunately I had something nice from my most recent Daily Planet function, but it made me curious, what is the standard "dress code" for gentlemen? I'd hate to show up looking like some kind of street urchin!
    That only happens when my outfit is less classy and more sexy haha... the payoff though is better lap dances so it's usually worth it

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    I think alarm bells would start ringing in casa Cortez if Mrs Cortez saw me going out in a shirt and tie. Nice jeans and shirt for me.

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    One of my rules is to choose underpants that are younger than the escort I'm visiting.

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    If you wear a suit you get a 20% discount

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan8808 View Post
    If you wear a suit you get a 20% discount
    I smell a prank.

    Also it's not about the money, I just don't like looking silly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClarkKent View Post
    I smell a prank.

    Also it's not about the money, I just don't like looking silly!
    Matching lacoste tracksuit usually gets the girls excited

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