SophieX - Phone Manner is atrocious PART DEAX

[hadaway]

Well folks, i'm planning on meeting Sophie soon, Most likely a Saturday as just missed her by a hairs breadth last time, i'm trying not to make the mistake as last poor chap so putting together a script that i can use when actually speaking to her on the phone, im rather shy and im not good with expressing myself with words and really i dont want to look an eejit with long awkward pauses on the phone to this lady so this is how i imagine it will go,
you guys and girls, even the mods can help me make a good impression by scripting it differently if you think it will have a greater impact and get me the girl...thanks folks

here one i done earlier.....



- Hello, Howya,
- I'm good thanks,
- What about you?
- Im not so bad yeah, can i book an appointment later ?
- Where you from? (this is were the tone in her voice begins to mellow)
- Granard babes, Paddy Arthur O'Shannassy the name, AKA hadaway.
- Thats not a Granard accent (i have Longford one, so i tell her this)
- Longford eh?, I love longford men sexy accents and well equipped guys,whats not to like
- What you doing here
- I cum down specially for you Sophie and to check out those wonderful boobies of yours.
- Ok What girls have you seen ? (I saw the Sausage Inspector recently) She was impressed, says ive passed and totally recommends me for a good time,
- ehmm ( In a bit of disbelief at this stage, I've never had a conversation like this trying to book an appointment, shes infatuated, feel her passion for me burning inside..
-OMG I would love to see you, what time,
- ok, good football at 4, french lessons at 6, watching BGT on at 8 and going out to pub at 10, howya fixed for half nine babes,
-well i got Redforever booked in at that time but dont worry ill tell him im washing my hair
-nice one babes
- no worries sexy
- BYE ( To all the lads who have wife and girlfriends you know this bye, the one I'm talking about when you are leaving for 6 months and she so disappointed that youre leaving)

[SteveB]

I look forward to Part TRIOS

[hadaway]

Maybe a bit shorter than that

- hello, it's hadaway
- the judge said to stop calling me
- crap she hung up on me again

what? OMG, So all you think ill get is a Restraining Order

[Cortez]

PART DEAX?????? What the Fuck!! are you listeneing at all in those French lessons....I hope your oral is better than your written!!

[hadaway]

PART DEAX?????? What the Fuck!! are you listeneing at all in those French lessons....I hope your oral is better than your written!!

oui je suis , les lumières sont allumées , mais pas ceux à la maison

[Floki]

You lot are going to give me a bad name....

Never knew you were a comedian

You are always bad Sophie, thats why people love you.

[SteveB]

[willie wacker]

what? OMG, So all you think ill get is a Restraining Order

Bring the handcuffs and I'd say you would get all the restraining you want or maybe she would want .
Btw walshie it will cost a lot more than 50 euro so you need to break into your communion money

[hadaway]

Bring the handcuffs and I'd say you would get all the restraining you want or maybe she would want .
Btw walshie it will cost a lot more than 50 euro so you need to break into your communion money

Never got communion money William, im a Protestant