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Thread: SophieX - Phone Manner is atrocious PART DEAX

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    Default SophieX - Phone Manner is atrocious PART DEAX

    Well folks, i'm planning on meeting Sophie soon, Most likely a Saturday as just missed her by a hairs breadth last time, i'm trying not to make the mistake as last poor chap so putting together a script that i can use when actually speaking to her on the phone, im rather shy and im not good with expressing myself with words and really i dont want to look an eejit with long awkward pauses on the phone to this lady so this is how i imagine it will go,
    you guys and girls, even the mods can help me make a good impression by scripting it differently if you think it will have a greater impact and get me the girl...thanks folks

    here one i done earlier.....



    - Hello, Howya,
    - I'm good thanks,
    - What about you?
    - Im not so bad yeah, can i book an appointment later ?
    - Where you from? (this is were the tone in her voice begins to mellow)
    - Granard babes, Paddy Arthur O'Shannassy the name, AKA hadaway.
    - Thats not a Granard accent (i have Longford one, so i tell her this)
    - Longford eh?, I love longford men sexy accents and well equipped guys,whats not to like
    - What you doing here
    - I cum down specially for you Sophie and to check out those wonderful boobies of yours.
    - Ok What girls have you seen ? (I saw the Sausage Inspector recently) She was impressed, says ive passed and totally recommends me for a good time,
    - ehmm ( In a bit of disbelief at this stage, I've never had a conversation like this trying to book an appointment, shes infatuated, feel her passion for me burning inside..
    -OMG I would love to see you, what time,
    - ok, good football at 4, french lessons at 6, watching BGT on at 8 and going out to pub at 10, howya fixed for half nine babes,
    -well i got Redforever booked in at that time but dont worry ill tell him im washing my hair
    -nice one babes
    - no worries sexy
    - BYE ( To all the lads who have wife and girlfriends you know this bye, the one I'm talking about when you are leaving for 6 months and she so disappointed that youre leaving)
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    I look forward to Part TRIOS

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    Maybe a bit shorter than that

    - hello, it's hadaway
    - the judge said to stop calling me
    - crap she hung up on me again

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    Hello

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    Quote Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12 View Post
    Maybe a bit shorter than that

    - hello, it's hadaway
    - the judge said to stop calling me
    - crap she hung up on me again

    what? OMG, So all you think ill get is a Restraining Order

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    PART DEAX?????? What the Fuck!! are you listeneing at all in those French lessons....I hope your oral is better than your written!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez View Post
    PART DEAX?????? What the Fuck!! are you listeneing at all in those French lessons....I hope your oral is better than your written!!
    oui je suis , les lumières sont allumées , mais pas ceux à la maison

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    - Thats not a Granard accent (i have Longford one, so i tell her this)
    - Longford eh?, I love longford men sexy accents and well equipped guys



    You lot are going to give me a bad name....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post



    You lot are going to give me a bad name....

    Never knew you were a comedian

    You are always bad Sophie, thats why people love you.
    Death comes to all of us, sometimes sooner than we expect.

    Don't live your day like it is your last, but live it like it is your first.
    New, exciting and fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    what? OMG, So all you think ill get is a Restraining Order
    Bring the handcuffs and I'd say you would get all the restraining you want or maybe she would want .
    Btw walshie it will cost a lot more than 50 euro so you need to break into your communion money


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