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    Arrow elite singles

    seen the ads on tv since whenever, eventually decided to the let the curiosity get the better of me today.

    "right, elite eh? well lets see if this is marketing crap or there actually is something different about it compared to other dating sites out there" was my interioror dialoge in my head as I seen it for the 109th time on this lazy saturday

    Im sceptical before I even google, but wont be surprised if it actually is something different at the same time.
    My criteria for assesment is, it needs to reveal itself to me on sign up and before we get anywhere near any kind of payment details, that it actually is something different and not all talk but no trousers.

    So it really is different afterall, on sign up you are givien a pretty big questionaire/psychological assesment to answer and find your match on. Were talking exam level intensity and duration here, anal retention springs to mind ffs.
    its the sort of questionaire curvacious Kate posts about/to every so often :P

    It digs pretty deep into everything 'that makes you tick' your true personallity if you will, were taking 30min to 1hr to complete sort of stuff. The idea is that it then takes that information and youre given summaries on where on the spectrum you are and how far you deviate from average, and goes into drawing conclusions about your personality.
    "Now thats all good but so what?" you may be thinking to yourself, well it takes this info and goes off to find your matches based on some algorhythm google would no doubt be proud of, puts it together with the usual sort of stuff you use to pick escorts (except the whole favorites thing :P ) and then you are sent matches based on THEIR suitibility for you based on said algorhythm no doubt or maybe just monkeys in a room throwing knives at a suitably soft wall covered in IDs of the members and you are matched that way (the algorhythm was just to decide which monkey got to throw your knife at the board and 'match' you up to another member similarly represented by a knife thrown at a squishy wall thrown by a different monkey? (keep up!)

    Its an 'interesting' way (ok maybe a stretch) but certainly novel way of finding your matches other than usual ASL of the usual fodder sites. I was a bit impressed (and bored in equal measure) tbh with functionality and indepth profiling needed/and which emerged tbh, like I said before, its the sort of site profiling that kate wetts herself over, and which Id have a passing interest in.
    I would say check it out, but few here would have the patience and intellectual ability to make their way to the end of it without having a wank or something to keep the boredom at bay so
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    Come Back John Dunne.... Actually just come back and take this boring long thread type fucker with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    *fap fap fap fap fap*

    exhibit A. but is that an A for top of the class or arsehole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    exhibit A. but is that an A for top of the class or arsehole?
    If it's only the two options I must be top of the class,it's not like I could compete for asshole after this thread...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    If it's only the two options I must be top of the class,it's not like I could compete for asshole after this thread...........
    yes, that would have been established long before the inception of elite singles in that web developers head afterall
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    yes, that would have been established long before the inception of elite singles in that web developers head afterall

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    Would most definitely recommend you a different way. Go out socialise, find a lady that you like see if you click. In my personal opinion those dating sites are a big crap. Xxx better the classic way
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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvyNina View Post
    Would most definitely recommend you a different way. Go out socialise, find a lady that you like see if you click. In my personal opinion those dating sites are a big crap. Xxx better the classic way
    I agree, as I said I was just curious to see if it was any different to the rest and if they actually had a USP, and it looks like they do, it really is a unique way of doing things, odd yes! but unique.
    should probably change the name from elite singles to anally retentive singles, probably more accurate, lots of harmless OCD type oddballs Id say, but at least they can all find each other in a data driven computer moddled way

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I agree, as I said I was just curious to see if it was any different to the rest and if they actually had a USP, and it looks like they do, it really is a unique way of doing things, odd yes! but unique.
    should probably change the name from elite singles to anally retentive singles, probably more accurate, lots of harmless OCD type oddballs Id say, but at least they can all find each other in a data driven computer moddled way
    Back on topic Samlad.

    I use this site..https://www.beautifulpeople.com/en-IE

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    Back on topic Samlad.

    I use this site..https://www.beautifulpeople.com/en-IE
    that place must be some serious clusterfuck of hillarity (the meets I mean) I mean just look at where one of the members is from, some irish town, is 20 and looks like a geisha ffs!

    I use to think it was genuine (seen it reported on tv or something) but haha!
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