No wonder you pay to get laid.

**bollocks** · 14-04-16, 18:16

Originally Posted by alcatel

That was a witty, trenchant comment posted here last night by an escort that set Bollocks musing. I'm sure the ladies love to see Bollocks coming especially when he thinks about ringing them at six in the morning(as per one of his other threads;-)

Alcatel, at least understands where I am cumming from.

**SteveB** · 14-04-16, 18:18

Originally Posted by Wolverine

I wouldn't take it to heart. If she really wanted to insult you she would've said :
Your best chance of getting laid would be to crawl inside a chicken and wait.

Some escort's directions can be hard to understand.

**bollocks** · 14-04-16, 18:39

Originally Posted by SteveB

Some escort's directions can be hard to understand.

The Erection, should point you in the right direction

**SteveB** · 14-04-16, 18:46

That's what Bill Clinton thought.
He kept going around in circles untill he met Monica.

**alcatel** · 14-04-16, 18:51

Originally Posted by SteveB

That's what Bill Clinton thought.
He kept drift ing around in circles untill he met Monica.

Like Bill, she too smoked but didn't inhale , if you catch my drift.

**Cornelia** · 14-04-16, 21:11

EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

IT WAS ME.

Just shame he didn't give me any credit for the comment tho

**alcatel** · 14-04-16, 21:14

Bollocks the plagarist.

**Cornelia** · 14-04-16, 21:55

Originally Posted by SteveB

Some escort's directions can be hard to understand.

Time to learn Romanian then*

I meant Spanish, Italian

**bollocks** · 15-04-16, 03:58

Originally Posted by alcatel

Bollocks the plagarist.

Thats a bit unfare..........intellect jewels do not need to plague

**bollocks** · 15-04-16, 03:59

Originally Posted by Cornelia

Time to learn Romanian then*

I meant Spanish, Italian

Romanians never cum from Romania....................could cum from Rome, I suppose.

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