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    Smile No wonder you pay to get laid.

    Thats what an escort said

    Wat does it really mean

    Hens lay eggs.....................so,,,,is itthe male or female that gets laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats what an escort said

    Wat does it really mean

    Hens lay eggs.....................so,,,,is itthe male or female that gets laid
    "No wonder you pay to get laid."


    She said that to you?


    Not good buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats what an escort said

    Wat does it really mean

    Hens lay eggs.....................so,,,,is itthe male or female that gets laid
    not sure Bollocks, do you look more like George Clooney or Quasimodo?
    Last edited by hadaway; 14-04-16 at 09:48.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats what an escort said

    Wat does it really mean

    Hens lay eggs.....................so,,,,is itthe male or female that gets laid
    Well it's a wonder some here get paid to be laid here as well


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    I'd be upset, now if continued with you've a face only a mother could love I'd save your money for plastic surgery rather than escorts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    "No wonder you pay to get laid."


    She said that to you?


    Not good buddy.
    That was a witty, trenchant comment posted here last night by an escort that set Bollocks musing. I'm sure the ladies love to see Bollocks coming especially when he thinks about ringing them at six in the morning(as per one of his other threads;-)
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Thats what an escort said

    Wat does it really mean

    Hens lay eggs.....................so,,,,is itthe male or female that gets laid
    The ladies get paid.
    The males get waylaid...... though usually willingly.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    All as I know I'm on the most successful bollocks thread in a long time.


    Long live bollocks!


    Mad cunt.
    Last edited by irishdeltaforce; 14-04-16 at 12:19.

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    I wouldn't take it to heart. If she really wanted to insult you she would've said :
    Your best chance of getting laid would be to crawl inside a chicken and wait.

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    I wonder is the escort related to Gerald Ratner?

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