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    Default Pick me an Escort

    I'm no longer going to punt on my doorstep so will be heading to Cavan from now on, well the fast food is good there and the women are even faster....
    I will see the Escort which you think would best suit me, i will visit and i will have my fun and then i will review her honestly. Cant be fairer than that.
    So which Escort will I visit now - YOU DECIDE.

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    Ford Escort, Mark 2.

    Hopefully won't break down on the way to Cavan.
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    Why only Cavan ?
    Travel broadens the mind y'know

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    I'm no longer going to punt on my doorstep so will be heading to Cavan from now on, well the fast food is good there and the women are even faster....
    I will see the Escort which you think would best suit me, i will visit and i will have my fun and then i will review her honestly. Cant be fairer than that.
    So which Escort will I visit now - YOU DECIDE.

    Paypal Donations Please to LongfordManInCavan@Gmail.Com

    Thanks for looking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    Why only Cavan ?
    Travel broadens the mind y'know
    Cavan is like foreign travel to a hick from Longford.
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    Shalom/salaam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolverine View Post
    Why only Cavan ?
    Travel broadens the mind y'know
    oh god, dont get me started, the fish and chips, never tasted anything like them and the Coke, mindblowing....wonderful experience altogether

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    Quote Originally Posted by hadaway View Post
    oh god, dont get me started, the fish and chips, never tasted anything like them and the Coke, mindblowing....wonderful experience altogether
    ehm.
    the can of coke

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLu View Post
    ehm.
    the can of coke
    what can of coke????



    oh yeah, got you, that can of coke

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    Just my opinion, since you asked,
    The beautiful Cindy Forever,

    https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...le-escort.html

    the only escort there that I have met, and I know is an excellent choice.

    I know you will be happy with her,
    BUT
    would she be happy with you?
    Last edited by SteveB; 10-04-16 at 12:23.

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    I have an excellent idea.

    Since you are too lazy to pick your own escort why not just send me the money and the travel expenses and I will not only pick you an escort but will also visit her on your behalf.

    There.
    Problem solved.
    [Save wear and tear on the Skoda too]

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