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    Default A message, for Ebony Cassandra....

    Ebony Cassandra - the forum dark horse:



    Ironically, I did know a Cassandra many moons ago.
    Used to work with her.
    She was a colossal fuckwit.
    Her father was a fucking tool as well, and her mother was your average idiot housewife.
    They used to come into the restaurant myself and "Cassandra" worked at.
    The mother used to pull me aside from time to time, to make sure I wasn't giving her daughter Cassandra a hard time - she was obviously well aware what a huge jabroni her daughter was.

    Needless to say, her father did the dirty on her dead horse mother, with some other heinous looking slamhog, and apparently it tore the family to shreds.
    Good enough for that cluster of cock-a-roaches.


    But anyways - Cassandra.
    In response to your reply in my now deleted thread, in which I posted the video of the cop performing a pretty slick mat return/body slam on the teenage girl.
    Well, it was deleted cause, the forum has a policy of content involving anyone under 18 years being disallowed.

    But, before it got deleted, I did get a butchers at your reply - which other forum users probably did not see, but whatever...

    Firstly, a demonstration that you get disingenuous humor, which apparently goes right over the heads of most here, and that's something which I dig on.
    Secondly, one of the first posts on this forum of grand dads and cut throats, that actually made me laugh.

    That shit is real OG.

    http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/mm...splash&forum=2

    So Cassandra.

    I want you to join this forum, and do an "Ask me Anything" thread, entitled, "I'm a sex worker - AMA".

    And I know, with your apparent inherent understanding of ironic humor, and positive and astute written presentation, in tandem with the actual thread content - divulging the lifestyle of a sex worker - that it will be a hit.
    And when I mean "hit", popular threads there, go up to tens of thousands of views within hours, as well as making front page news on the website itself.

    If you need further encouragement, just know that, that forum is frequented by many rich and famous sports personalities, including Conor McGregor, UFC president Dana White, and Las Vegas resort and casino bosses, Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, among others.
    I know how you gals like to mix it with high society...
    But it's quite unique in the sense that, much like E-I, it does embody a strong sense of community, despite being a worldwide forum.

    So - let's do this shit!!
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    Lucky you, Cassandra.
    You have found a fan.
    But I guess you are a smart girl
    And won't be overly swayed by the wacky, wooing words of a weirdo.
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    Mr Dunne, or can I call you John? being one of the old granddads on this forum, I guess I am still fitter than you,and a lot smarter. I did not see any type of humor in your post.
    Also when you do post, get your facts right, the guy was not a LEO, he was a "rent a cop " or a "bully with a badge" who had been turned down by his local PD because he failed the Phyc. test THREE times. He was actually arrested by "real cops". Second thing you got wrong was the kid had nothing to do with drugs, she was arguing with another girl.
    If you want to see how real cops treat young girls and prostitutes, have a look at a Sky News special called Child Prostitutes,( not sure if it was aired yet, but a smart guy like you could find it, also part 2 is worth a look ),and it will change your mind about all three.
    As Cassandra said why if you have a problem with girls on here or every other poster do you waste your time with us, when you could be out banging hoes and harassing women in clubs ? But Cassandra can I am sure, speak fro herself if she is bored enough to bother.
    You enjoy your Saturday and I hope you do not meet any dads out there.
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    In the words of George Takai: Oh My

    I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. I take it you haven't met many African mothers.

    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Lucky you, Cassandra.
    You have found a fan.
    But I guess you are a smart girl
    And won't be overly swayed by the wacky, wooing words of a weirdo.
    Yes. Lucky me.
    C'est Moi

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    Ebony Cassandra - the forum dark horse:



    Ironically, I did know a Cassandra many moons ago.
    Used to work with her.
    She was a colossal fuckwit.
    Her father was a fucking tool as well, and her mother was your average idiot housewife.
    They used to come into the restaurant myself and "Cassandra" worked at.
    The mother used to pull me aside from time to time, to make sure I wasn't giving her daughter Cassandra a hard time - she was obviously well aware what a huge jabroni her daughter was.

    Needless to say, her father did the dirty on her dead horse mother, with some other heinous looking slamhog, and apparently it tore the family to shreds.
    Good enough for that cluster of cock-a-roaches.


    But anyways - Cassandra.
    In response to your reply in my now deleted thread, in which I posted the video of the cop performing a pretty slick mat return/body slam on the teenage girl.
    Well, it was deleted cause, the forum has a policy of content involving anyone under 18 years being disallowed.

    But, before it got deleted, I did get a butchers at your reply - which other forum users probably did not see, but whatever...

    Firstly, a demonstration that you get disingenuous humor, which apparently goes right over the heads of most here, and that's something which I dig on.
    Secondly, one of the first posts on this forum of grand dads and cut throats, that actually made me laugh.

    That shit is real OG.

    http://forum.mixedmartialarts.com/mm...splash&forum=2

    So Cassandra.

    I want you to join this forum, and do an "Ask me Anything" thread, entitled, "I'm a sex worker - AMA".

    And I know, with your apparent inherent understanding of ironic humor, and positive and astute written presentation, in tandem with the actual thread content - divulging the lifestyle of a sex worker - that it will be a hit.
    And when I mean "hit", popular threads there, go up to tens of thousands of views within hours, as well as making front page news on the website itself.

    If you need further encouragement, just know that, that forum is frequented by many rich and famous sports personalities, including Conor McGregor, UFC president Dana White, and Las Vegas resort and casino bosses, Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta, among others.
    I know how you gals like to mix it with high society...
    But it's quite unique in the sense that, much like E-I, it does embody a strong sense of community, despite being a worldwide forum.

    So - let's do this shit!!
    please i need someone and you can ask me anything. i will promise not to be disrespectful under the guise of "disingenuous humour"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    In the words of George Takai: Oh My

    I nearly fell off my chair with laughter. I take it you haven't met many African mothers.
    Mothers!!??

    You're shitting me...

    Yes - I have met and become well acquainted with many many african mothers, but none that were particularly proficient at spoken English, never mind written English.

    I have also shagged, well, I don't know if they were mothers or not.... knowing their track record, they probably were, though I didn't get verbal confirmation of it.
    But I have shagged many african women.
    Black women in general.

    Them, as well as skinny Romanians, probably suck the best dick.

    But yeah, black chicks, with that grapefruit red pussy - ooo-weeee!!
    Caribbean, Guyana, Curacao, Surinames..... then you have Ghana, Liberia, Morocco - lots of black nationalities.
    You name it, I've shagged it.

    Fuck large women.....

    What can I say??

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    Still not funny,still not banned and yet still a troll.well played John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Still not funny,still not banned and yet still a troll.well played John.
    I know, he really is quite something. Calling him a troll might be racist though, he's obviously a troglodyte.
    C'est Moi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    I know, he really is quite something. Calling him a troll might be racist though, he's obviously a troglodyte.
    C'est Moi.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    I know, he really is quite something. Calling him a troll might be racist though, he's obviously a troglodyte.
    Marry me?

    ........

    Fuck did I say that aloud? Crud!

    Saul, to the shenanigans-mobile!

    *driving away theme music*

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