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    Old zilchy been a busy boy today with mowing grass and all that but Aaaagggghhhhhhhh my old*Sony Ericsson just threw itself under akeg of beer. ( I kid you not)
    Have to admit it was a great way to die , I'd prob opt for that myself given the choice and I very nearly shed a tear.
    It must have lived at least 8 years and It bought me hours and hours of fun. Kept many a dark secret and will never ever be forgotten. I thought it was indestructible.(bugger)
    May she rest in peace.
    Amen.

    But now I need a new punting phone.
    Must be small and easy to stash.
    Have GPS and be Escort Ireland friendly
    Camera and other apps. N/A
    Price point € 100 . Yeah that maybe asking a bit much but hey………If the wife finds it , it’s going to end up being jammed up my nose sideways.

    Recommendations please coz I know zilch about phones
    Last edited by zilch; 08-04-16 at 13:43.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Ive got about half a dozen in the drawer..... take your pick....
    I'd say the insurance companies luv you

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Ive got about half a dozen in the drawer..... take your pick....
    Any chance you coming to Wexico and bringing ya draws with ya. I'll slide my hand in and see how lucky I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Any chance you coming to Wexico and bringing ya draws with ya. I'll slide my hand in and see how lucky I am.
    She told me her passport was out of date

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    lol, yeh I'm coming soon, Red said he's dragging me by the hair there....
    Kicking and screaming I'll let ya know . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    lol, yeh I'm coming soon, Red said he's dragging me by the hair there....
    If thats what turns you on then I wanna play that game to.

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    Jaysus if the wife finds it and only shoved it up your nose sideways ,,,, you would be a lucky fella ,,,mine would shove it somewhere where the sun dont shine , make sure it on vibrate and keep ringing it .... but on a brighter note ya could try Microsoft Lumia 535 ballpark price about 120 everything a punter needs ,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by james12013 View Post
    Jaysus if the wife finds it and only shoved it up your nose sideways ,,,, you would be a lucky fella ,,,mine would shove it somewhere where the sun dont shine , make sure it on vibrate and keep ringing it .... but on a brighter note ya could try Microsoft Lumia 535 ballpark price about 120 everything a punter needs ,,,
    She might kick him to touch as well and he might never line out again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    Old zilchy been a busy boy today with mowing grass and all that but Aaaagggghhhhhhhh my old*Sony Ericsson just threw itself under akeg of beer. ( I kid you not)
    Have to admit it was a great way to die , I'd prob opt for that myself given the choice and I very nearly shed a tear.
    It must have lived at least 8 years and It bought me hours and hours of fun. Kept many a dark secret and will never ever be forgotten. I thought it was indestructible.(bugger)
    May she rest in peace.
    Amen.

    But now I need a new punting phone.
    Must be small and easy to stash.
    Have GPS and be Escort Ireland friendly
    Camera and other apps. N/A
    Price point € 100 . Yeah that maybe asking a bit much but hey………If the wife finds it , it’s going to end up being jammed up my nose sideways.

    Recommendations please coz I know zilch about phones
    Do you not get clear,concise and accurate directions from the ladies you choose to visit

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    Presumably, a punting phone, preferably, should be pretty petite for privacy and discretion................. and not some big walloper of a smartphone.
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