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    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
    beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just 'thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
    say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the a nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock....
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
    beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just 'thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
    say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the a nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock....
    Women were always gluttons for punishment
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
    beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just 'thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
    say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the a nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock....

    I'd say if your balls flew off after being kicked in the sack & you tried to drop a pound of potatoes out your ass for about 12hrs. you might be close.


    Have more beer dude.


    Joining you soon!


    But stay out of the sun it is not your friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
    beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just 'thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
    say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the a nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock....
    Your some man to have the grass cut and a couple of beers supped before half nine in the morning. 😝

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez View Post
    Your some man to have the grass cut and a couple of beers supped before half nine in the morning. ��

    It's called being drunk & a functioning alcoholic.


    Why else would you cut the grass at half nine in the morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zilch View Post
    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
    beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
    My ...wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
    The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just 'thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
    At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
    Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy
    say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the a nuts." I rest my case.

    Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock....
    Did you give birth zilch

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    It's called being drunk & a functioning alcoholic.


    Why else would you cut the grass at half nine in the morning?
    Never mind the grass, probably half-cut himself.

    I'll have whatever he is drinking.
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    Am I the only one who gets grief for drinking early ?
    Enjoy it mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cortez View Post
    Your some man to have the grass cut and a couple of beers supped before half nine in the morning. ��

    yeah the neighbours dont be to happy when i wake them up

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