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Thread: Hey Sweetie, History has being made.

  1. #11
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    Default Heya Sweetie????

    Quote Originally Posted by Patricia View Post
    Wow West,

    But I hope you are wearing your body armour

    They'll stick and stone you over there when they find out you came from the green site!

    Pat x
    Did you ever think of doing interviews?With escorts or even punters or idiots?You could even make a list of them.

    Westside has being kind enough to give us a short interview.

    Pat "Hi Westie"

    West "Hello Sweetie"

    Pat "Anything youd like to add.

    West "Nope"

    Pat "Thank you for your time Westie"

    West "Your Welcome"

    Sincerely,
    Westside.

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    they are going to have to surgically remove your lips from Pat's arse
    In fairness I can think of worse place's to put them but maybe not when she's on hol's as they might stick from the cold.

  3. #13
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    Default Westie looses his way and his left testicle

    Late yesterday evening I paid an anonymous visit across the road to watch all the skin and hair flying there. I found evidence that some of the brothers, Westie, Highway and Anon had preceeded me into Satan's lair.

    Ffs not realising where he was, Westie even tried to ban Highway over there........Jake really must be scratching his head now. But worse was to come. I found evidence that Westie had mislayed his left testicle on one of their forums. Being the enterprising chap that I am, I quickly pocketed the aforementioned left testicle just before Jake came stomping in his jackboots (on his way to being sodomised by David) and had a chance to thread on it. Anyway Westie, I'm going to post it back to you c/o "The Sweetie" (reg tm). As I have two of my own, I dont really have much use for it myself.

    I subsequently paid a visit to that wannabe E-I site (the hyphenless one) to see how our separated brothers were taking the news of "The List Scandal". You wont believe this, but there was'nt even a mention of it......what type of parallel universe are those people living in ffs? I wonder why any escort even bothers to advertise over there.....you'd see more action in a f**king graveyard.

    Anyway, this gave me one of my brilliant ideas for a spot of mischief. If any of the brothers here is also a member over there, could you please post a thread to inform those dozzy gobshites, that the members of E-I and IIE are in possession of a list compiled by a group of escorts that contains the usernames, full phone numbers, cock sizes, physical descriptions, sexual peccadillos, and in the case of outcalls, also the addresses and car details of some 10,000 clients. If that does'nt wake the bastards up then we really do need a third world war.

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    I didn't know where I was when West tried to ban me over there. I better warn him that he's only allowed one username. I better not post anything about a list containing 10,000 names, numbers and cock size. I don't want to give anyone a heart attack there
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