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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    I contacted the Vatican and they have replied:


    'That would be an ecumenical matter' was the final decision.
    I have contacted Father Jack-via the medium of a medium-regarding your post, and he replied;
    dead right!
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    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    An escort has told me that a man of the cloth had visited her.


    Is he doomed?
    'Human after all'

    Good for him - I wonder if he had any Catholic guilt afterwards..

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    There is a Limerick that goes like this

    On a bridge sat the Bishop of Buckingham,
    Thinking of cunts and of sucking them,
    And watching the tricks of the pricks in the punts
    and

    Must look it up. gone rusty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I have contacted Father Jack-via the medium of a medium-regarding your post, and he replied;
    dead right!
    Was he sober... seems too pleasant

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Was he sober... seems too pleasant
    Unfortunately for him, Heaven is a dry establishment.
    He's doing his best to escape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    There is a Limerick that goes like this

    On a bridge sat the Bishop of Buckingham,
    Thinking of cunts and of sucking them,
    And watching the tricks
    Of the pricks in the punts
    And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking 'em.

    Must look it up. gone rusty.
    My memory is OK

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    How did she know he was one of the clergy?
    Last edited by SteveB; 04-04-16 at 09:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    'Human after all'

    Good for him - I wonder if he had any Catholic guilt afterwards..
    "Catholic Guilt" is reserved for the Catholic masses and laity. Does not apply to the Clergy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    How did she know he was one of the clergy?
    He wore his own dog collar.

    Didn't need to use hers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    "Catholic Guilt" is reserved for the Catholic masses and laity. Does not apply to the Clergy.
    Catholic guilt is mostly reserved for the older generation, I 'm guessing.
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