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    Default Damn girl! You know you want my sting.

    First off, I've come down with something, so laid up at the moment.

    As a pass time, I've been working on my chat up lines.

    That's my first.

    Others I've got are:


    "You look like trash. Can I take you out?"

    "Wanna play War? It's like this. I lay down, and you blow the fuck out of me".

    "Hello. I have lots of money".

    "I've got this really nice car? Wanna lift? I've love to take you to pound town".

    "You look hungry. Come back to my place, and you can feast on my man ham".


    Yeah - that's what I've got so far.

    Will update as they come to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    First off, I've come down with something, so laid up at the moment.

    As a pass time, I've been working on my chat up lines.

    That's my first.

    Others I've got are:


    "You look like trash. Can I take you out?"

    "Wanna play War? It's like this. I lay down, and you blow the fuck out of me".

    "Hello. I have lots of money".

    "I've got this really nice car? Wanna lift? I've love to take you to pound town".

    "You look hungry. Come back to my place, and you can feast on my man ham".


    Yeah - that's what I've got so far.

    Will update as they come to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    First off, I've come down with something, so laid up at the moment.

    As a pass time, I've been working on my chat up lines.

    That's my first.

    Others I've got are:


    "You look like trash. Can I take you out?"

    "Wanna play War? It's like this. I lay down, and you blow the fuck out of me".

    "Hello. I have lots of money".

    "I've got this really nice car? Wanna lift? I've love to take you to pound town".

    "You look hungry. Come back to my place, and you can feast on my man ham".


    Yeah - that's what I've got so far.

    Will update as they come to me.
    Can you confirm that you are not laid up at the moment from attempting to use these chat up lines on some lovely females in real life-
    Prepare to be laid up more if you do!!!

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    "You look like trash. Can i take you out?"

    brilliant. if i said that to a woman shed stab me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meursault View Post
    "You look like trash. Can i take you out?"

    brilliant. if i said that to a woman shed stab me
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    OMG this is hilarious, John Dunne, you never dissapoint.
    Have you put any of them to practice yet?
    If you do, I wanna a picture from the A&E please


    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    First off, I've come down with something, so laid up at the moment.

    As a pass time, I've been working on my chat up lines.

    That's my first.

    Others I've got are:


    "You look like trash. Can I take you out?"

    "Wanna play War? It's like this. I lay down, and you blow the fuck out of me".

    "Hello. I have lots of money".

    "I've got this really nice car? Wanna lift? I've love to take you to pound town".

    "You look hungry. Come back to my place, and you can feast on my man ham".


    Yeah - that's what I've got so far.

    Will update as they come to me.

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    I have used some of them actually, yes.
    But just on Tinder, and just for grins.

    To be honest though, in real life, I've said and done far more overt things than that.

    Last week I was at the discotheque by example, and some chick tried to punk me, so I flipped her the double bird, Nick Diaz style.



    She just stood there with her mouth open, like them fish you see on ice at the butchers, like she simply could not believe someone would do that to her, then she scurried away, afraid of evoking further retribution no doubt.

    .....

    So you're probably wondering how I "got on" that night.

    Scored some blond little piece of totty, but getting them younger girls (18/19) home is a huge pain in the ass, so it was restricted to a dance floor snog.
    Single moms are so much easier when it comes to getting one night stand sex.

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    None of them love, try harder xxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Dunne View Post
    I have used some of them actually, yes.
    But just on Tinder, and just for grins.

    To be honest though, in real life, I've said and done far more overt things than that.

    Last week I was at the discotheque by example, and some chick tried to punk me, so I flipped her the double bird, Nick Diaz style.



    She just stood there with her mouth open, like them fish you see on ice at the butchers, like she simply could not believe someone would do that to her, then she scurried away, afraid of evoking further retribution no doubt.

    .....

    So you're probably wondering how I "got on" that night.

    Scored some blond little piece of totty, but getting them younger girls (18/19) home is a huge pain in the ass, so it was restricted to a dance floor snog.
    Single moms are so much easier when it comes to getting one night stand sex.
    Is that right? You're a dumbass but your funny though.
    C'est Moi

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    Okay, I've got a few more.


    "Come here girl, and sit on my pole".


    I said the, "feast on my man ham" line to some gal.

    She was like, "nuh".

    Then I was like, "don't me coy with me girl. Come here and smoke my delicious meat".


    Others:

    "So, wanna fuck? Or do I owe you an apology"


    Still working on them....

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