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    Lads what puts lead back in your pencil and is a non pharmaceutical product or one of our wonderful escorts?
    I read online that celery has numerous health benefits, not just as a male health product. Given my age, late 40s, I'm not as I was when I was 17. Indeed when I was 40, I was at a party in England and literally had a 4 hour stiffy without 'juicing'!
    Guess what? Celery worked for me with a noticeable improvement in hardness and sustaining my hard on!
    Unfortunately, I absolutely hate fucking celery, but I have prescribed myself 2 stalks at least a day, my stomach finds it hard to take but it's worth it!
    I'm also a fan of pommegranite juice, though the stuff we get in the shops, like all shop juices is pasteurized so, the benefits of it are not as great! It's supposed to be like toothpaste for removing plaque from your arteries, so obviously would have benefits down below and it's often augmented by akai berry juice, which has similar benefits!
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    Avocados too

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    And celery costs around 80 Cents for about 4 days supply!
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    Celery and pomegranate juice

    I'd prefer to be impotent

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    Just for the record i am not impotent! Pomegranite juice is fine, however celery is marginally just more palatable to me than Brussels sprouts and both of those are easier for me to take than Marmalade, which I absolutely fucking detest!
    BTW neither Brussels Sprouts or marmalade have been put forward as Natural Viagra and if they were it would probably be the equivalent of putting 3 months fermented piss on your scalps to prevent baldness!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Libertarian View Post
    Lads what puts lead back in your pencil and is a non pharmaceutical product or one of our wonderful escorts?
    I read online that celery has numerous health benefits, not just as a male health product. Given my age, late 40s, I'm not as I was when I was 17. Indeed when I was 40, I was at a party in England and literally had a 4 hour stiffy without 'juicing'!
    Guess what? Celery worked for me with a noticeable improvement in hardness and sustaining my hard on!
    Unfortunately, I absolutely hate fucking celery, but I have prescribed myself 2 stalks at least a day, my stomach finds it hard to take but it's worth it!
    I'm also a fan of pommegranite juice, though the stuff we get in the shops, like all shop juices is pasteurized so, the benefits of it are not as great! It's supposed to be like toothpaste for removing plaque from your arteries, so obviously would have benefits down below and it's often augmented by akai berry juice, which has similar benefits!
    Watermelon is an other good alternative

    http://www.webmd.com/erectile-dysfun...natural-viagra


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    Get your 5 a day, include at least 2 super-fruits (google). Don't expect immediate results, give it a few days and you wont be short of lead in your pencil.
    I find blueberries very effective, I dont dare eat them unless I know I'm going to be getting some.
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    Super fruits are mostly just a marketing ploy(eating a good variety of ordinary fruit and veg-not overcooked - is just as good).
    Of course if advertising rocks your boat, go for the goji berries.
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    I fed my pet, spinach and walnuts washed down with red bull, the results were bigger than I expected

    Last edited by knibbs; 22-03-16 at 00:59.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    Super fruits are mostly just a marketing ploy(eating a good variety of ordinary fruit and veg-not overcooked - is just as good).
    Of course if advertising rocks your boat, go for the goji berries.
    What's it to do with advertising? I grow my own.

    Edit. I just see that gogi berries can be grown in Ireland, So I might try them.
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