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    it can put you off your rhythm a bit, the harder you go the squeakier it becomes, how do you guys deal with squeaky beds

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    Quote Originally Posted by lallymally View Post
    how do you guys deal with squeaky beds
    I always bring one of these with me


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    good stuff, so if the bed totally collapses do you help her fix it or say thanks for your time and promptly leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by lallymally View Post
    good stuff, so if the bed totally collapses do you help her fix it or say thanks for your time and promptly leave
    That situation has never happened to me - probably because the ladies I visit are in luxurious accommodation and have expensive beds - not some sh!te out of Bargain Town!

    I have never had to use my WD-40 on a bed either - but best to be looking at it then looking for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by lallymally View Post
    good stuff, so if the bed totally collapses do you help her fix it or say thanks for your time and promptly leave
    I would advise her to go to the IKEA complaints dept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I would advise her to go to the IKEA complaints dept.
    NO.
    Keep away from IKEA beds.

    Another example of where the Swedish Model doesn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    I always bring one of these with me
    Fixed that for you bud


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    Quote Originally Posted by alcatel View Post
    I would advise her to go to the IKEA complaints dept.
    yes beds would only come with guarantee for normal use, not made for the pounding they get in this situation so ikea would just walk away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    That situation has never happened to me - probably because the ladies I visit are in luxurious accommodation and have expensive beds - not some sh!te out of Bargain Town!

    I have never had to use my WD-40 on a bed either - but best to be looking at it then looking for it
    if wd-40 isn't readily available, just lube her up instead
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    Gas just saw a girl last night and the bed sounded like an aircraft engine before take off.
    So loud it was hard not to laugh. When it's this squeaky it can be off putting because the noise takes over the room.
    But the company I was in more than made up for it.
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